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+1 for no hover hand

i hope US weekly didn’t pay too much for these “pregnant” photos of snooki’s booze belly. unless she is giving birth to a pitcher of margaritas…

Is “rock bottom” when you sell one of your boob implants for coke? If so, I think she’s finally made it.

i like that you are criticizing people who criticize celebrities. way to take a stand and do something meaningful with your time!

“that’s nice, but does it come in black?”

that is what i call the “cat thought.” you know, when your cat is staring intently at the wall but nothing is there.

“So I just put this around my neck and jack off? That doesn’t sound safe.”

“It’s absolutely safe, David Carradine did it all the time.”