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+1 for no hover hand

Posted on Mar 7th, 2012
re: Snooki Us Weekly Cover (9 comments)

i hope US weekly didn’t pay too much for these “pregnant” photos of snooki’s booze belly. unless she is giving birth to a pitcher of margaritas…

Posted on Feb 2nd, 2012
re: Lindsay Lohan Bikini Photos in Hawaii (29 comments)

Is “rock bottom” when you sell one of your boob implants for coke? If so, I think she’s finally made it.

Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011
re: 0621-the-crap-we-missed-15 (51 comments)

i like that you are criticizing people who criticize celebrities. way to take a stand and do something meaningful with your time!

Posted on Jun 17th, 2011
re: 0616-the-crap-we-missed-09 (49 comments)

“that’s nice, but does it come in black?”

Posted on Jun 16th, 2011
re: 0616-the-crap-we-missed-16 (19 comments)

that is what i call the “cat thought.” you know, when your cat is staring intently at the wall but nothing is there.

Posted on Jun 9th, 2011
re: 0609-the-crap-we-missed-07 (20 comments)

“So I just put this around my neck and jack off? That doesn’t sound safe.”

“It’s absolutely safe, David Carradine did it all the time.”