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This is what Stephen King has been warning us about, guys. Swerve around those Gypsy women in crosswalks.

She looks like a Thai ladyboy: good, but you know there’s a penis.

Part of the “How Celebs Prefer to Work the Balls” series.

Looks like he slipped face-first into a puddle of Pete Doherty.

She should have gone with shinier fabrics. There’s clearly not enough glare here…