re: My Name's Mike, And I Like Kim Kardashian's Huge, Giant Tits (54 comments)
Ppppfffftttt! Classic misdirection. We all know your name is David and you like big breasts. Also, you’d trade Kim K. for Hillary Duff faster than Geekologie guy would make out with a dinosaur.
re: Justin Bieber Responds To Seth Rogen (30 comments)
*golf clap and slowly stand up* Clearly that vacation paid off! Well done, sir. Well done.
re: Justin #Bbare Hotboxed A Private Jet, Dem Panties (33 comments)
Every one of these I read in the voice of Jesse Pinkman.
re: Justin Bieber Actually Told The Cops He Was High On Weed, Pills, And Booze (57 comments)
Someone give Superfish a drink, I imagine he needs it after writing that in the style of…I don’t even know what that is called, but man…man…*slow golf clap*
re: Justin Bieber's House Just Got Raided By The Cops (43 comments)
I have ten dollars on dead hookers.
re: Emma Watson: 71st Annual Golden Globes (10 comments)
Does this dress make my butt look big?