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Posted on Feb 6th
re: Justin #Bbare Hotboxed A Private Jet, Dem Panties (33 comments)

Every one of these I read in the voice of Jesse Pinkman.

Someone give Superfish a drink, I imagine he needs it after writing that in the style of…I don’t even know what that is called, but man…man…*slow golf clap*

Posted on Jan 14th
re: Justin Bieber's House Just Got Raided By The Cops (43 comments)

I have ten dollars on dead hookers.

Posted on Jan 13th
re: Emma Watson: 71st Annual Golden Globes (10 comments)

Does this dress make my butt look big?