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re: Amanda Bynes Should Probably Stop Tanning Under Power Lines, This Can't Be Healthy (25 comments)
This whole comment thread about strip clubs is so fucking funny
re: Kim Kardashian Thinks She's Going To Bring The Baby On Tour With Kanye BAHAHAHAHAHA! (41 comments)
The whole situation is fucked. He already set the precedent that he’s going to be a shitty, absent father. She’ll go to these ridiculous lengths to keep that from happening, (this touring with the baby idea) and it’s going to get ugly. Anal crepe-ugly.
re: A (Deferred) Word On Why Chrissy Teigen Was Exactly Right About Farrah Abraham (32 comments)
Chrissy Teigen is the fucking coolest. More women should read her twitter and take notes
re: Kanye West Is Still Bitching About The Paparazzi Making Him Hit His Head On A Pole (29 comments)
This next album of his better deliver some Dark Twisted Fantasy quality music for him to justify this Kardashian horseshit. The clips that have come out so far are all autotuned EDM shit tho :(
re: Kim Kardashian's Afraid Kanye West Is Gay (62 comments)
If Kanye came out, that would the greatest fucking culture-changer on the planet. So many homophobic fans of his would lose their shit and deny ever liking him in the first place (same thing they did when Frank Ocean ‘came out’).
re: Farrah Abraham Is Getting A New Reality Show, According To Farrah Abraham (28 comments)
They’re not kissing, they’re shotgunning hookah smoke like they’re 15 year olds.
re: Lacey Wildd Bikini Photos: Miami (2 comments)
It’s like a water balloon slingshot is pulled back to its limit and ready to fire
re: Anne Hathaway: MET Costume Institute Gala For The 'PUNK: Chaos to Couture' Exhibition (2 comments)
Yeah I agree, she’s looking amazing here
re: The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.9 (7 comments)
Seconded, this is the best week we’ve had in a long time. Great work everyone



















re: Blac Chyna's Enormous Ass Grabbing Some Subway (8 comments)
It’s amazing how fake tits aren’t that big of a deal deal, but this new wave of ass implants is TOTALLY unacceptable. It’s awful. The ass was like the last stand for what was real on a body.