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Posted on Mar 13th
re: Justin Bieber Really Is An Awful Little Shithead (106 comments)

I’m actually kind of ashamed of this, but when I saw these videos, my body’s response is exactly what happens before you’re about to attack somebody. Adrenaline rush, increased blood pressure, energy boost, heightened awareness of my surroundings, etc.

‘Dad! Dad! Can we get Peanut Buster Parfaits after this?!’

Posted on Nov 6th, 2013
re: Courtney & Doug Have Something To Tell You (24 comments)

There is one awful but indisputable fact: Doug had her at her best.

Now it’s just silicone and nightclub owner’s semen residue.

Posted on Oct 29th, 2013
re: 'X-Men: Days Of Future Past' Has A Trailer (19 comments)

Can we please fucking retire the Sunshine music from all traile– aaand they doubled down and resurrected the Thin Red Line music for the second half… Waiting for Requiem For A Dream to make an encore appearance…

Almost everyone on set knew, if you’re downwind from Salma after her double-chimichanga lunch, you’re a corpse.

Posted on Sep 25th, 2013
re: Samuel L. Jackson's Playboy Interview Is Amazing (55 comments)


Posted on Sep 24th, 2013
re: Wow, @nerdslashgeek Has Some Familiar Tweets (93 comments)

This page will never leave my “Internets Hall of Fame” bookmarks folder. Fantastic work, everyone. 10/10

Face it, America loves her. Maybe not Dan from The Superficial comment sections, but the people have spoken

The difference between Jay-Z’s case and him is Jay-Z never put on a bowtie and gave the most insincere public apologies in celebrity history. The public sees right through him, and it was obvious he was just trying to save his career. Also, America loves Rihanna. Don’t fucking punch Rihanna.

Posted on Sep 20th, 2013
re: Courtney Stodden's Drunken Wardrobe Malfunction (3 comments)

lol@ the half-assed Lord Helmet