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Posted on Jul 24th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.23.13 (54 comments)

Me too. I was thinking ALM looked a little rough.

Posted on Sep 24th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.21.12 (17 comments)

A commercial just came on for the Katie Couric show tomorrow featuring Demi and how she “overcame her eating issues.” Now I feel bad mentally making fun of her. Stupid TV.

Posted on Sep 24th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.21.12 (24 comments)

When I said you should “get into her pants” I didn’t mean for you to wear them…

Posted on May 5th, 2012
re: The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.16 (10 comments)

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadee dee
If you are wise you will listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
Blaming the kids is a lion of shame
You know exactly who’s to blame:
The mother and the father!
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
If you’re not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do

Posted on Apr 23rd, 2012
re: Courtney Stodden Says 'Eat Your Vegetables' (64 comments)

HA! At 1:55 she says “It just really hurts!” then sympathetic mom says “Ohhhh, anyways okay, but listen: I wanna make sure we have these dresses lined up because you need more than one…”

My mom would have told me to stop walking around in those Cinderella whore shoes all the time and maybe my feet wouldn’t hurt. And to buy my own damn dresses.

Posted on Mar 21st, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.19.12 (24 comments)

Sequel to Being John Malkovich?

Posted on Mar 21st, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.20.12 (24 comments)

Looks like he’s about to catch a frisbee in his mouth.

Posted on Jan 23rd, 2012
re: Miley Cyrus Don't Need No Bras and Other News (22 comments)

She’s way behind. I dressed like that in 1990. When I was 10.