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Posted on Jul 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.7.14 (13 comments)

Kris Jenner proudly presents: The Polanski Collection!

Posted on Jun 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.20.14 (21 comments)

Murgatroyd’s underass producing antibodies to the sight of Serena’s terrifying manhands in previous photo in 3….2….1…OH THANK FUCK. Erection function preserved.

Posted on Feb 27th
re: Beyonce's Ass Has A New Video (51 comments)

Beyonce’s lovely to look at, but her man’s got a face like a boiled foot.

Posted on Feb 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 2.24.14 (17 comments)

This is how you make a silly face and remain HOT, Miley, you fucking halfwitted hillbilly. Now stop pretending to blow Abe Lincoln, make yourself useful and go get me a drink.

Posted on Feb 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.19.14 (16 comments)

So, uh, her face is looking pretty good there

All that’s missing are the giant flashing neon signs that read “NO, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD”

I’m no FBI agent, but I’m pretty sure it was Philip Seymour Hoffman that killed Philip Seymour Hoffman. You know, when he sat down, rolled up his sleeve and injected a SHITLOAD OF HEROIN. Ok, unless Russell thinks PSH was taking down heroin in the War on Drugs one packet at a time…Fucksake, it’s not an especially challenging game of Cluedo here, is it

Posted on Jan 27th
re: Madonna & Her Son David Banda: 56th Grammy Awards (4 comments)

The plastic in her face has hardened so much that forcing a smile over it is pure torture

Posted on Jan 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.21.14 (19 comments)

I am the great Cornholio! I need T.P. for my bunghole!