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Posted on Mar 5th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.5.11 (40 comments)

This is the first time I’ve seen someone fake it on the carpool lane with the mannequin in the driver’s seat.

Posted on Aug 15th, 2011
re: 0815-heidi-klum-topless-16 (31 comments)

Looks like she visited the same Nigerian witch doctor that performed on her husband’s face. That’s a quality torso.

Posted on Aug 9th, 2011
re: 0808-the-crap-we-missed-24 (19 comments)

Cameron Diaz should take note of these properly applied slabs of makeup.

Posted on Aug 9th, 2011
re: 0808-the-crap-we-missed-24 (19 comments)

What? That’s just her candidiasis. Jizz. Psssh.

Posted on Aug 9th, 2011
re: 0808-the-crap-we-missed-03 (32 comments)

Gauranteed there’s a huge sweat stain running the length of that asscrack.

Posted on Aug 9th, 2011
re: 0808-the-crap-we-missed-22 (18 comments)

“Uh-huh, each bead has the name of one of my kids on it.”

Posted on Aug 9th, 2011
re: 0808-the-crap-we-missed-13 (18 comments)

They did a good job photoshopping the strings out.

Posted on Aug 9th, 2011
re: 0808-the-crap-we-missed-16 (28 comments)

With her own Talking Tina. How cute.

Posted on Aug 9th, 2011
re: 0808-the-crap-we-missed-37 (36 comments)

Maybe it’s Maybelline.

Posted on Aug 9th, 2011
re: 0808-the-crap-we-missed-15 (25 comments)

“Come on Sambo, get your ass in the car. That was mommy on the phone and she said Chang and Julio are already changed and ready for Act One.”