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Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (14 comments)

I told them not to lay the red carpet in the centrifuge.

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (28 comments)

“ZIGGA ZIG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (32 comments)

“I uh, uh, uh, I, uh, I s-, I s-, I say, uh, uh, uh, I, uh, I say, uh, I, uh, I say hut.”

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (23 comments)

Either he’s about to get blown, or a house is about to burn down.

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (6 comments)

“I’m going to call you Kelly. Tomorrow I’ll introduce you to all your brothers and sisters! They’re all called Kelly, too.”

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (22 comments)

This may represent the breaking point before Straight Eye for the Queer Guy.

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (11 comments)

The inspiration for his new fragrance: Inside Greatness.

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (11 comments)

“… and I was like, no, it’s wild, WILD we-”

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (20 comments)

Didn’t know Joe Francis made it to the World Cup.

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (20 comments)

“This contraption must be defective. I filled its bladder with organic cashew oil but this morn while your quote unquote father read it a new study on the medicinal properties of quinoa-based clothing.”