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Posted on Mar 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.27.14 (12 comments)

“Is there anything in particular you’re looking for in a new cardigan?”

“Yeah, I was thinking ‘world’s worst bathmat’.”

Posted on Mar 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.27.14 (16 comments)

Don’t worry, guys, it’s ok. I was worried too until I was reassured the stiletto heels are carbon fibre.

Posted on Mar 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.27.14 (8 comments)

The film is called Skin Trade? Seriously? Does he trade skin with a goldfish by any chance?

Posted on Mar 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.27.14 (17 comments)

“There’s the finish line, Bruce, just like in the old days. Feel the muscles move… lean… gazelle-like. You’re a well-oiled machine. You’re pushing through the burn and over the wall, speeding ever-closer to that gold medal. Only this time, you’re going to do it your way. Bernice’s way.”

Posted on Mar 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.27.14 (29 comments)

“Now just who in bloody hell is Cuato?”

Posted on Mar 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.27.14 (8 comments)

“Mr. Pitt, are you familiar with how chicken go?”

Posted on Mar 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.27.14 (13 comments)

“… you even have that new car smell…”

Posted on Mar 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.27.14 (12 comments)

“Look, girls, there’s no sugar coating this. When I get in the shot, I have to look eight inches taller. Eight. It’s some Lord of the Rings type shit. So, again, fold your legs, fold your arms, and fold your spines. Gooooooooooo GREEN!”

Posted on Mar 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.27.14 (16 comments)

Gorbachev totally would be an ass man.

Posted on Mar 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.27.14 (17 comments)

Carrying his baby inside. Wearing his clothes outside. Ashton Kutcher may have actually mind-swapped with her.