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Posted on Apr 16th, 2011
re: Courteney Cox Does Letterman
and Other News
(29 comments)

Man, I can’t fault the guy… I’d stick my cock in Cox any chance I got too! Look between her legs, you can see air/light right at the bottom of that delightful triangle of pleasure. Courtney, call me. We’ll do lunch, then I’ll do you. Let’s try the hat trick! I would ride her with reckless abandon. I’d be pounding into her staring in those beautiful blue eyes. Those calves are tight. The would be great drapped over my shoulders as we bumped are nasty pelvic regions Call me Courtney…

Posted on Apr 16th, 2011
re: 0414-courteney-cox-23 (5 comments)

Man, I can’t fault the guy… I’d stick my cock in Cox any chance I got too! Look between her legs, you can see air/light right at the bottom of that delightful triangle of pleasure. Courtney, call me. We’ll do lunch, then I’ll do you. Let’s try the hat trick! I’d ride this sweet thing with reckless abandon, staring into those beautiful blue eyes.

Posted on Apr 16th, 2011
re: Courteney Cox: 'David Wanted Sex Too Much' (80 comments)

Man, I can’t fault the guy… I’d stick my cock in Cox any chance I got too! Look between her legs, you can see air/light right at the bottom of that delightful triangle of pleasure. Courtney, call me. We’ll do lunch, then I’ll do you. Let’s try the hat trick! I’d ride her with wreckless abandon, staring into those blue eyes.

Posted on Apr 16th, 2011
re: 0415-courteney-cox-david-arquette-09 (2 comments)

Man, I can’t fault the guy… I’d stick my cock in Cox any chance I got too! Look between her legs, you can see air/light right at the bottom of that delightful triangle of pleasure. Courtney, call me. We’ll do lunch, then I’ll do you. Let’s try the hat trick!

Posted on Apr 1st, 2011
re: Ashley Greene is Banging Captain America (42 comments)

I would make a nice cup of panty tea from her soft delicate undergarments. After she wore them for a day, I would seep those panties in some nice hot water, then sit back and sip the sweet nectar. Ashley, call me…

Posted on Apr 1st, 2011
re: 0324-ashley-greene-chris-evans-09 (2 comments)

I would make a nice cup of panty tea from her soft delicate undergarments. After she wore them for a day, I would seep those panties in some nice hot water, then sit back and sip the sweet nectar. Ashley, call me…

Posted on Mar 19th, 2011
re: Ashley Greene is Single (36 comments)

I would make a nice cup of panty tea from her soft delicate undergarments. After she wore them for a day, I would seep those panties in some nice hot water, then sit back and sip the sweet nectar. Ashley, call me…

Posted on Oct 7th, 2010
re: Jessica Alba Says She Has Cellulite (95 comments)

Well this is a perfect opportunity… My doctor told me that I have this big ol’ long piece of skin in my groin or pelvis region, and it’s sole purpose is for checking percentage of cellulite in a girls v-jay spot, so Jessy, spread those legs wide and let me have look. I also has measuring line both up and down the length of the schlong as well as around the girth, so it can double as a check for saggy breasts. However, we must act now, I need to get some baseline measurements, and then do monthly checks to keep a close eye and schlong on things. Call me sweet Jessie, we’ll work you into my busy schedule. xoxo

Posted on Sep 11th, 2010
re: Kristin Cavallari Seems Really Important All of a Sudden (59 comments)

Oh, my… Looking at the menu; LiLo — .99 cents

Kristen Cavallari — $100

I’ll order me up three servings of KC, instead of the LiLo any day! And please, supersize me on that… Damn, she is fine!

Posted on Sep 11th, 2010
re: 0910-kristin-cavallari-02 (4 comments)

Oh, my… Looking at the menu; LiLo — .99 cents

Kristen Cavallari — $100

I’ll order me up three servings of KC, instead of the LiLo any day! And please, supersize me on that… Damn, she is fine!