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Posted on Apr 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (35 comments)

Doesn’t he know you’re supposed to put the plastic bag over your hand first?

Posted on Apr 4th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.3.14 (16 comments)

That is the look of a guy who is stoked that the backstage area of a fashion show was loaded up with powdered donuts. Black shirt be damned, he ate every last one of them.

Posted on Apr 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.1.14 (10 comments)

I was going to say something snarky about him being a hipster douche, but then I saw that this was a red carpet like situation so Lindsey Lohan was probably bring her red carpet to the event and he’d need a croquet mallet to fight her off and avoid being on her list.

Posted on Apr 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.31.14 (17 comments)

Must be this long to ride.

Posted on Apr 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.31.14 (10 comments)

Jonah Hill and Leonardo Dicaprios stand ins are taking their job a bit far.

I’m not going to lie: There are certain parts of me that want to consciously uncouple, then consciously recouple, then consciously uncouple, then consciously recouple, then consciously uncouple, then consciously recouple…for 2 to 6 minutes…then make damn sure I consciously uncouple on her stomach to avoid having a child with a stupid fucking name.

Here is why Kanye is upset:

Kim’s “brand” is being getting peed on by dudes on film. Obviously it is going to take a SUPER long time for this old guy to get any kind of steady stream going, so this video would be unsellable unless they juiced up the ol’ codger with a few cans of Ensureā„¢ a few hours before the date.