re: So Kai The Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero Allegedly Murdered An Attorney For Allegedly Raping Him (22 comments)
They need to a ppv cage match with him and Jodi Arias. Loser gets the electric chair. Winner gets their own reality show. Im betting on Jodi.
re: Jaden Smith Wants To Be Emancipated (31 comments)
Its much easier for Justin Bieber to fuck him in the ass and for his parents to swing if they each have their own place. Its a very thoughtful family watching out for each others feelings like that.
re: Khloe Kardashian Doesn't Want To Be Compared To Her Sisters, Here She Is Next To One In A Swimsuit (16 comments)
me thinks Bruce Jenner is Khloes dad because it sure isnt Robert Kardashian.
re: Jason Collins Came Out Then Twitter Sharted Dumb On Itself (109 comments)
Of course hes not documented. Forged BC. Forged Draft card. Stolen SS No. Millions spent to hide all his records. Totally normal stuff but Im just a racist so what do I know.
Hes likely not even a citizen much less eligible to be President. The black community would burn the streets down if he was removed from office so we stay silent. This country will never have another Republican President especially if all the illegals are granted amnesty.
Like it or not the world changes and being a white conservative male in this country is not popular.
Anyway, Jason Collins is like some washed up lineman from the NFL coming out after his career is done. Big deal. Have to love someone in the closet calling someone to congratulate him for coming out of the closet.
re: We're Now At Critical GOOP: Moses Wants To Be A Rapper Just Like 'Uncle Jay' (24 comments)
Didnt her son write that rap song “Whole Foods Parking Lot”.
Best song ever Moses.
re: Gwyneth Paltrow Named People's Most Beautiful Woman, Organic Scone Bribery Suspected (45 comments)
The winner is the person has the combination of the largest donation to Obama’s political campaign, wasteful, environmental causes, and skills at licking Beyonce’s cooter.
No one else had a chance to beat this vapid cunt.
re: Bill Clinton Truly Is Our Most Pimpinest President (32 comments)
Clinton is no pimp. His wife is a hag, he cheated on her wth trailer trash, pigs, and wanna be lounge singers
JFK was a pimp.
Kevin Federline is a pimp.
Clinton has failed at everything he has done no matter how you look at it.
re: Reese Witherspoon Is Sorry She Got Drunk And Played The 'Do You Know Who I Am?' Card (38 comments)
its hard to be a fake person 24 hours a day. Im sure they had a Focus because they need to save their money to donate to Obamas campaign and to save the environment.
I think the cop went easy on her because he thought she was Courtney Cox
re: If Anyone Gives A Shit, Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Settled Their Divorce (25 comments)
The fatter Kim gets, the blacker she looks.
re: Gwyneth Paltrow Had A Miscarriage And Almost Died (26 comments)
These liberal celebrities are so empty that all they can talk about is how they can take tasks that people do every day and make them into Christopher Columbus type dangerous and trend setting adventures. Losers.