re: We Live In A World Where George Clooney Is Married (27 comments)
I suppose he’ll be moving his Rock Hudson picture from the top of his dresser to his underwear drawer…
re: Reggie Bush 'Harshly' Disciplines His One-Year-Old (72 comments)
I suppose this is why those who manage to keep their money after their careers end up buying their kids Porsches for their 16th birthdays… guilt.
re: Joan Rivers' Doctor Took A Selfie During The Biopsy That Killed Her (26 comments)
Hopefully it will be of him giving her a Roman helmet…
re: Adrian Peterson Allegedly Beat Another Kid (49 comments)
The Packers game 11/23 just got a whooooole lot easier…
100% agree but again, it’s not all or nothing. The choices aren’t you’re a perfect parent who is perfectly patient or you’re a violent childbeater. Life is far more nuanced.
My kids aren’t scarred and won’t be. Nor will they end up in granny’s medicine cabinet pretending they were looking for aspirin. They live in an extremely loving household and pretty much have awesome little lives. Congrats on never ever whacking your kids. I’m sure you never yelled either. Hell, I’ll bet our kids are even friends.
That’s silly, and you’re better than that. I don’t live in a world of absolutes, ie it’s either all black or all white. So a dad that gives his kid a whack is a wifebeater too? C’mon, even for your brand of normally hilarious comedy that’s an emotional stretch. It’s a topic that apparently hits close to home for you… got it. Sorry that happened to you.
My kids aren’t abused and they’re reasonably well behaved for young kids. My wife would kick my ass and yours way before I’d kick hers. My wife and I are patient and calm most times, but yea, every now and again, they’ll catch one upside the head.
Anyhow, I suppose this is one of those debates that can’t be reconciled, like Mac vs. PC, Israel vs. Palestine, or Sarah Palin vs a lump of bird shit, or Patriots fans vs civilized humans… you’re either for one or the other, rarely both. I say don’t ever EVER lay an aggressive finger on your kids. You’ll let them know exactly who’s boss.
Next we’ll be told yelling at our kids scars them emotionally for the rest of their days, preventing them from ever truly getting close to another soul out of fear that they, too, might yell at them… sound silly? Exactly.
My kids catch a few every now and again. They’ve never been beat or spanked (yet) but they definitely have caught a few. The kids I hear saying “FUCK YOU MOM!” are usually the ones that parents always try to “reason” with… “well, I guess Johnny’s not sorry for taking a shit on your lawn, Mrs. Smith… as soon as he’s ready to apologize I’ll bring him back…” Yea, OK. My boy won’t be taking a shit on Mrs Smith’s lawn. Why? He know he’ll have to deal with daddy. Pretty simple.
I’ll gamble that most people that get horrified with spankings, switches, and whacks have no children or are so hopped up on anti-depressants that they just don’t give a shit. I am no advocate for child beating… seeing a child in dangers enrages me like few things can. But to try to arrest me for disciplining my kids? I don’t this so.
re: Ariana Grande Has Demands (47 comments)
She likes her money shots on the left side of her face… excellent.
re: Taylor Swift Is Writing Songs About Katy Perry Now (27 comments)
Passive aggressive… thy name is Taylor Swift.