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Posted on Apr 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (11 comments)

Somewhere a tear is running down John Waters’ face. He quietly sobs “no, no…life imitates ART!!!”

Posted on Apr 2nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.2.14 (14 comments)

Ditto. That was great but damnit another show I don’t have time to watch.

Posted on Mar 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.31.14 (18 comments)

Some Saudi Prince or Russian mobster’s son is going to have one WEIRD coffee table to short coke off of.

Posted on Mar 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.31.14 (4 comments)

If [a black] Randy Savage entered a drag show in 1991…

Posted on Mar 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.31.14 (11 comments)

Agreed, though I believe technically it’s Photo Boy.

Posted on Mar 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.31.14 (10 comments)

I’m pretty sure “Murgatroyd” was a transformer I owned in 1988.

Posted on Mar 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.31.14 (23 comments)

If this doesn’t make it Saturday there is no justice in the world.

Posted on Mar 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.31.14 (15 comments)

*Puts finger to Hugh’s Lips*

“Shhh! You had me at a ‘Let me inject you with my adamantium alloy’”

Posted on Mar 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.11.14 (38 comments)

“I’m sure in 1985 plutonium is available in any corner store, but in 1955 it’s a little harder to come by!”

Posted on Mar 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.10.14 (28 comments)

Worst ‘smell my finger’ joke EVER