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“Still don’t see him? I’m pointing at the pap right now! What? I didn’t mean with my fingers…”

The comments on these pictures made me cry I laughed so hard. Thanks guys

As she ages she’s looking less and less like Pamela Anderson and more and more like a Pamela Anderson drag impersonator.

“Hope they wrap the set soon. I need to get back to my job as a New York bike messenger ASAP!”

Over Under on sets of fake tits in this picture: 1.5

“Would the owner of the Black Model T Ford please report to guest services. Your lights are on.”

I think it’s only half finished. The rest says “is a rude, thoughtless little pig.”

You know I thought that guy couldn’t get douchier in the last two pictures and then we got the full body shot with the socks…

Alec was right. That whole ensemble down to the poorly chosen tattoos screams rude, thoughtless little pig.

Pretty sure Johnny Manzel is receiving improper benefits here.