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Hello boys, have a good nights rest? I missed you.

Casey Calvert is hotter, and filthier.

No, no, no. I said I wanted directions to the DMV, not the HPV.

The last time I saw a chin that big, I was looking at Mt. Rushmore.

It hurts my stomache, just to watch her suck in in. She’s like a female Hasselhoff.

Easy Money part 2. You think Joe looks bad? You should see Rodney.

How much per hour?

Her royal placenta will have more class than the Kardashians.

Worst runner up prize for the Amazing Race- ever.

Miss Piggy?