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Posted on Dec 15th
re: Mama June Offered $1 Million To Make A Sex Tape (54 comments)

We’re gonna need a bigger wide angle lens.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present Prickasso!

Posted on Jun 24th
re: Gary Oldman's Career Was Fun (1982 - 2014) (132 comments)

Remember, Gary Oldman is a guy who once woke up after a 3 week bender-married. This is nothing.

Posted on Jun 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.18.14 (23 comments)

They have a cottage near my parents place. Kurt is super low key, but very polite. Goldie Is friendly and outgoing without being an attention whore.

Posted on Jun 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.5.14 (20 comments)

I hope they aren’t paying her by the pound.

Posted on May 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 5.20.14 (20 comments)

I believe it was the Reverend Rodney Dangerfield that said: “The next time you get in a fight with your girlfriend, try knocking her down!”

Posted on May 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 5.20.14 (12 comments)

She’s already been told once.

Posted on May 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 5.20.14 (17 comments)

My dad calls her Sofie Viagra, I think he’s got it right.

Posted on Apr 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.23.14 (5 comments)

Dos leche por favor.

Posted on Apr 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.23.14 (12 comments)

That’s my secret. I’m always blurry.