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Posted on Apr 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.8.14 (11 comments)

I’ve always thought that she belonged on a bow of a ship.

Posted on Apr 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (12 comments)

He had Balls as big as church bells!

Posted on Apr 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (8 comments)

Hey Sweet Cheeks, I’m not going to say anything. I’m just going to take it out, I think you know what to do with it.

Posted on Apr 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (12 comments)

Who would have thought that “My prerogative” was actually an ice cream flavor? The song makes a lot more sense now.

Posted on Apr 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (18 comments)

This is what your daddy looked like when he fumbled that kick in the Superbowl.

Posted on Oct 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.23.13 (18 comments)

For hallowe’en I want to be a motorboat.

Posted on Jul 31st, 2013
re: Simon Cowell Knocked Up His Best Friend's Wife (23 comments)

The divorce was taking so long because of the pre-nup she signed. She was trying to get a better deal, but not as high as she had hoped. This way she has secured her income for the next 18 years.

Posted on Jul 15th, 2013
re: Farrah Abraham Pink Bikini Photos: Los Angeles (8 comments)

Nobody likes “Sloppy seconds”, society needs to be protected from pics of her after she’s been on the receiving end of a “minivan”.

Posted on Jul 15th, 2013
re: Uma Thurman Swimsuit Photos: Saint-Tropez (4 comments)

Jennifer Ate.

Posted on Jun 27th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.27.13 (24 comments)

SJP: I’ll drive.