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Posted on Mar 3rd
re: Liza Minnelli: The 86th Annual Academy Awards (13 comments)

Is it wrong to actually want to see them in, erm, person?

Posted on Mar 3rd
re: Chrissy Teigen: The 86th Annual Academy Awards (4 comments)

Who is this Instagram person?

Posted on Feb 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.14.14 (21 comments)

So would just because it would mean fucking half a Bruce Willis.

Posted on Feb 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.14.14 (40 comments)

Dat back fat.

Posted on Feb 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (25 comments)

I can basically take a picture like that after every trip to McDonald’s. Is it a boy? Is it a girl? It’s a 20-piece chicken nugget box!

Posted on Feb 3rd
re: Miley Cyrus: MTV Unplugged (6 comments)

I feel REALLY bad for the two guys in the horse costume. You know how hard it is to operate a two-person horse puppet? Darn harder than twerking.

Posted on Feb 3rd
re: Miley Cyrus Poses Nude For 'W Magazine' (14 comments)

Yes, and yes. Hell, if you were on a desert island with Ellen, you could pretend she’s that chick from 6 days 7 nights and you’re Harrison Ford (“doing Han Solo” and “being Han Solo” are pretty much the same sentence, so why not). If you were there with Miley…well, I guess autocannibalism is always an option.

Posted on Feb 3rd
re: Philip Seymour Hoffman Overdosed (1967 - 2014) (66 comments)

Goddamit God.

Posted on Feb 3rd
re: Philip Seymour Hoffman Overdosed (1967 - 2014) (66 comments)

God is probably a North-Korean-Dictator-type: reaping his favorite actors for one hell of a show up in blue yonderland. I bet he’s so dickish he doesn’t even let the angels into the theater.

Posted on Feb 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.31.14 (31 comments)

Guys, Guys! Take your political snarking somewhere else – this site is a safe haven for titty- and penis-joke lovers of all creeds, races, political views and sexual orientations. We’re all one big, pervy family.