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Posted on May 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.17.13 (15 comments)

First come, first served

Posted on Jan 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.18.13 (14 comments)

Hey Salma, 1995 called; it wants its wardrobe back.

Posted on Jan 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.4.13 (28 comments)

“I don’t so much cup them as I just sort of balance them on my hand. Like this.”

Posted on Nov 29th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 11.28.12 (25 comments)

“I just go like this…I pretend I’m, like, eating a popsicle or something and just try not to gag.”

Posted on Nov 29th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 11.28.12 (41 comments)

BRAAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSS!

Posted on Aug 14th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.13.12 (20 comments)

“Has anyone seen my contact? No? Okay; how about my career?”

Posted on Aug 1st, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.31.12 (33 comments)

Valerie Bertinelli had a facelift??

Posted on Jul 27th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.26.12 (39 comments)

Spy Tits.

Posted on Jun 16th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.15.12 (23 comments)

“This one is real. Everything else is fake.”

Posted on Jun 16th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.15.12 (25 comments)

“So, if i roll up the tissue this way, it will totally look like a penis. I promise.”