re: Minka Kelly Looks Awesome Basically Every Minute of Every Day (35 comments)
i would down on her and then make HER a sammitch. And Leighton Meister looks like fart in a blanket next to this bitch
re: Kacey Jordan is Describing Sex with Charlie Sheen Now (111 comments)
I banged a chick that looked similar a few months ago (i was 14.3 % sober) and my penis has absolutely despised me ever since. Will not even look at me and hes the one who got us into the mess in the first place. Homewrecker!