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“I came here to suck cock and smoke cigarettes . . . and this is my last cigarette.”

Nice sore on her lip. Time for a six week treatment with Valtrex.

Posted on Jul 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.7.14 (5 comments)

You can buy your own pair for about $10,000.

Posted on Jul 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.7.14 (16 comments)

You could see her ass in Camden.

Posted on Jul 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.7.14 (14 comments)

Hey look you douche bags, see how much better I am! My beautiful wife to be Brett only charges me these many thousands in fingers when I try to get hard now. And a bag of crack . . . always some crack. You guys ever realize how much crack and rat poison look alike? I never did until I found this box of rat poison in Brett’s car.

Posted on Jul 7th
re: So What's The Deal With American Taliban Girl? (99 comments)

The Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints is presently building a $1.5 BILLION mega mall in Utah. They are for it with tithing from their members.

That’s no longer religion, it’s retail sales.

Posted on Jul 7th
re: So What's The Deal With American Taliban Girl? (99 comments)

I bet you got rock hard when you wrote “. . . slit his throat for posting bikini pics.”

Posted on Jul 7th
re: So What's The Deal With American Taliban Girl? (99 comments)

Has anyone told Miss Fundamentalist Christian of 2014 that she has the fucking American flag hung wrong? The Stars go on the left.

Posted on Jun 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.26.14 (20 comments)

Yeah? Well I’m Sixty Two and I think it’s a beautiful fucking thing.

Now go earn some money so you won’t be sticking you Johnson into a fleshlight when you’re 50.

Posted on Jun 26th
re: Gary Oldman's Still Apologizing (28 comments)

PS Nowadays they found a much more efficient method . . . “stand your ground” laws.