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Posted on Apr 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.31.14 (10 comments)

She’s a fucking national treasure.

Posted on Apr 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.31.14 (23 comments)

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

Posted on Mar 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.24.14 (13 comments)

Somewhere in the Muppet Universe, Gonzo is creaming into the Muppet equivalent of jeans.

I read the entire blog entry about Lohan’s “Two Broke Girls” debacle. The most damning statement I found was when Lohan was compared to Stephanie Courtney, who plays Flo on the Progressive Auto commercials. No only did they say Courtney knew her lines and delivered them with comedic flair, but she also looked much hotter than Lohan.
That’s right, even FLO is way hotter than LOHAN now. ROFLMBO!!!

Lindsay is looking positively Transsexual in that photo. Bruce Jenner would be rocking that wedding gown.

Look, both Hollywood and Lohan need a constant cash stream. Hollywood does it by putting untalented yet infamous people on shows in attempts at “Stunt Casting” while Lohan does her best work at various truck stops across this great land.

IT’s basically just two different ways to make money – except for the added Lohan/STD angle.

This list is just a small taste. Next weeks *Truck Stop Weekly* is devoting their entire issue to a list of big rig drivers that have splooged on her in various Men’s room stalls.

Posted on Mar 4th
re: Teresa & Joe Giudice Are Going To Jail (27 comments)

Does *Lock Up* on MSNBC pay as much as *Real HouseSluts of New Jersey*?

Posted on Feb 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.18.14 (20 comments)

Could you please remove your ass, I’m trying to see the movie.

Posted on Feb 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.18.14 (20 comments)

Could you please remove your ass, I’m trying to see the movie.