Randy Cappuccino

Randy Cappuccino doesn't actually like coffee, but he does drink a lot of Fresca in his spare time.

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Someone Get Ariel Winter’s Boyfriend to Release His Tax Returns

Ariel Winter has had enough of Star Magazine, blasting them as fake news for saying she gives boyfriend Levi Meaden an allowance. The American people need to see those returns, LEVI! What are you hiding!? More »


Did People Just Figure Out DJ Khaled Would Be Horrible To See Live?

Of course he bombed at EDC, he’s basically the guidance counselor of rap music. All he does on tracks is yell positive catch phrases and talk about success. More »


Joanna Krupa’s Side Boob Went To Dinner

It was really nice of Joanna Krupa’s boobs to bring her friend who looks like stripper-Garth to dinner. I’m sure they got a table really close to the bathroom! More »


Let’s Call Kim And Kanye’s Handmaid “Ofye”

Kanye West is renting a surrogate uterus to house his next baby. She’s not allowed to handle cat litter, eat sushi, or speak freely amongst the other handmaids. More »


Daniel Day-Lewis Is Quitting Acting Because Everyone Else Sucks

This is why we can’t have nice things… More »


Mattel’s New Ken Doll Has A Man Bun And Is Looking For Barista Work

Crippling debt, delusions of creative grandeur, and disappointed parents back in Ohio not included! More »


I’m Sure Rob Kardashian Is Just At Blac Chyna’s House To Eat Her Food

What do you mean, “he’s been there since last week”? You don’t think he’s stupid enough to get back togeth- … oh shit … More »


Annie Ilonzeh and Claudia Jordan Doing Bikini Things and More News

Also Joe Alwyn’s parents think that Taylor Swift is going to flush him down a loo of sorrow (that’s how English people talk, right?), los hermanos Hanson are talkin shit about Justin Bieber, and MORE superficial news! More »


Kim Kardashian Is Selling Her Own Fidget Spinners

People are buying them, too… a lot of them… please murder me… More »


Miley Got Her Brother Fired, Ya’ll – Oh My Lord!

Braison Cyrus had his first modeling gig with Dolce & Gabbana and everything was going smoothly until Miley took to Instagram to flex on Stefan Gabbana… Talking shit to a superstar fashion designer? Bad idea… More »



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