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Posted on Aug 13th
re: Hilary Duff's Ass in Skin Tight Jeans (2 comments)

…”Well sweetie; mommy’s a freakin’ ‘Smokeshow’, so those greasy reptilians can sell our picture for a lot of money. The more pictures they sell the more famous mommy gets and the more she can charge more money for being a freakin’ ‘Smokeshow’ [DuckFace!].

…I’ve missed it all along, she’s this generation’s Elvis.

Posted on Apr 10th
re: Rihanna Nude Photo Shoot: Hollywood Hills (2 comments)

“That’s right, Franco: Sweet; like almonds and vanilla with a hint of Cinnabon; not a hint of taint or cotton…”

Posted on Apr 1st
re: Lindsay Lohan Poses For Uncle Terry (5 comments)

…Which drug does that to the iris?

Posted on Mar 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.10.14 (23 comments)

“Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.”

Posted on Oct 21st, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.21.13 (14 comments)

“How nice to meet you, Miss Reid; may I lend you a hand?”

Posted on Feb 29th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.28.12 (23 comments)

It’s good to be the ki… oh, wait…