re: Hilary Duff's Ass in Skin Tight Jeans (2 comments)
…”Well sweetie; mommy’s a freakin’ ‘Smokeshow’, so those greasy reptilians can sell our picture for a lot of money. The more pictures they sell the more famous mommy gets and the more she can charge more money for being a freakin’ ‘Smokeshow’ [DuckFace!].
re: Miley Cyrus Stole Nicki Minaj's Butt And Made It White (Yup) (35 comments)
…I’ve missed it all along, she’s this generation’s Elvis.
re: Rihanna Nude Photo Shoot: Hollywood Hills (2 comments)
“That’s right, Franco: Sweet; like almonds and vanilla with a hint of Cinnabon; not a hint of taint or cotton…”
re: Lindsay Lohan Poses For Uncle Terry (5 comments)
…Which drug does that to the iris?
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.10.14 (23 comments)
“Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.21.13 (14 comments)
“How nice to meet you, Miss Reid; may I lend you a hand?”
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.28.12 (23 comments)
It’s good to be the ki… oh, wait…