re: Gwyneth Paltrow's Marilyn Monroe Now (20 comments)
Try again, bitch!
re: No Shit Gwyneth Paltrow Broke Up Chris Martin & Jennifer Lawrence (23 comments)
“Doesn’t take a rocket science…”
To run a celebrity blog? Mwahaha! And, BAN!
re: Lindsay Lohan Is Super Deep, You Guys (30 comments)
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.21.14 (11 comments)
That poor, sweating, slobbering heifer. The steer looks depressed as well.
re: Kat Dennings' Breasts Are Dating Josh Groban (16 comments)
I just don’t see this guy as Thanos…
re: Gwyneth Paltrow: 'Martha Stewart Sees Me As Competition' (22 comments)
When reached for comment, Martha’s rep wrote a check to Paltrow for the amount of $Beyonce.01 and stated that should cover it.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.1.14 (28 comments)
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.1.14 (11 comments)
“Ground. G-R-O-U-N-D. Ground.”
“Chi-ck-cken of da see-ee-a?”
“No. Ground. Ground.”
re: Mexico Wants To Kill Miley Cyrus Now (17 comments)
In related news, the US Government responds to demands of extradition with “Pft. Don’t tell us what to do. Who is gonna buy your drugs, bitch?”
re: War Machine Is Innocent Because War Machine Is A Fictional Character, Dummies (16 comments)
In other news, we’ve found the missing link: this mofo’s lawyer