re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (12 comments)
No Mickey. Would you do HERMIONE.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (14 comments)
Someone used “Jenny McCarthy” and “20 years” in the same sentence again.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.9.14 (13 comments)
You mean like overweight black comedians being given frivolous roles in throwaway parody comedies?
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.9.14 (18 comments)
“You get your bloody ass back down there and practice it again. She isn’t going to drown herself you knobhead in the Unfortunate Accident.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.8.14 (24 comments)
I see Rob Ford and I think “what the hell, Canada”…then I remember Los Angeles
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.8.14 (21 comments)
“Insider trading, Pops. And the funny thing is that those sheople actually think I’m some sort of genius strategist with IPOs! I make shit music! I can’t write a Dr Seuss poem for fuck’s sake! But here I am, a billionaire! And nobody bats an eye!”
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.2.14 (5 comments)
Has he ever spent one second in an office working?
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.23.14 (15 comments)
Girls what’s my weakness? Osteoporosis!
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.18.14 (13 comments)
Black dude is totally thinking “y’all mafuckas betta hope dis ain’t no damn man ’cause I ain’t about no helping no man out of a whateva da hell dis is…”
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.18.14 (8 comments)
All kidding aside, the marijuana prohibition fundraiser they were playing at was a huge success.