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Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (12 comments)

No Mickey. Would you do HERMIONE.

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (14 comments)

Someone used “Jenny McCarthy” and “20 years” in the same sentence again.

Posted on Jul 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.9.14 (13 comments)

You mean like overweight black comedians being given frivolous roles in throwaway parody comedies?

Posted on Jul 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.9.14 (18 comments)

“You get your bloody ass back down there and practice it again. She isn’t going to drown herself you knobhead in the Unfortunate Accident.”

Posted on Jul 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.8.14 (24 comments)

I see Rob Ford and I think “what the hell, Canada”…then I remember Los Angeles

Posted on Jul 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.8.14 (21 comments)

“Insider trading, Pops. And the funny thing is that those sheople actually think I’m some sort of genius strategist with IPOs! I make shit music! I can’t write a Dr Seuss poem for fuck’s sake! But here I am, a billionaire! And nobody bats an eye!”

Posted on Jul 2nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.2.14 (5 comments)

Has he ever spent one second in an office working?

Posted on Jun 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.23.14 (15 comments)

Girls what’s my weakness? Osteoporosis!

Posted on Jun 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.18.14 (13 comments)

Black dude is totally thinking “y’all mafuckas betta hope dis ain’t no damn man ’cause I ain’t about no helping no man out of a whateva da hell dis is…”

Posted on Jun 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.18.14 (8 comments)

All kidding aside, the marijuana prohibition fundraiser they were playing at was a huge success.