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Posted on Nov 11th
re: Gwyneth Paltrow's Marilyn Monroe Now (20 comments)

Try again, bitch!

“Doesn’t take a rocket science…”

To run a celebrity blog? Mwahaha! And, BAN!

Posted on Oct 27th
re: Lindsay Lohan Is Super Deep, You Guys (30 comments)

Be adequite

Posted on Oct 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.21.14 (11 comments)

That poor, sweating, slobbering heifer. The steer looks depressed as well.

Posted on Oct 13th
re: Kat Dennings' Breasts Are Dating Josh Groban (16 comments)

I just don’t see this guy as Thanos…

When reached for comment, Martha’s rep wrote a check to Paltrow for the amount of $Beyonce.01 and stated that should cover it.

Posted on Oct 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.1.14 (28 comments)

“Compensated! Ha!”

Posted on Oct 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.1.14 (11 comments)

“Ground. G-R-O-U-N-D. Ground.”
“Chi-ck-cken of da see-ee-a?”
“No. Ground. Ground.”

Posted on Sep 18th
re: Mexico Wants To Kill Miley Cyrus Now (17 comments)

In related news, the US Government responds to demands of extradition with “Pft. Don’t tell us what to do. Who is gonna buy your drugs, bitch?”

In other news, we’ve found the missing link: this mofo’s lawyer