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Posted on Sep 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.24.14 (19 comments)

Who would bring their high school English teacher to a movie premiere?

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (7 comments)

I just got a glimpse of what Angelina Jolie would look like if she was a regular broad in blue collar neighborhood, getting dressed up because she has a date at the Olive Garden.

Posted on Aug 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (14 comments)

Look into his eyes….he would seriously make a beautiful 70s gay porn star. And we would call him….what’s a good porn name….Brody….yes, that would be perfect.

Posted on Aug 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (21 comments)

“TWO WEEKS!!!”

Posted on Aug 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (23 comments)

That is the EXACT outfit I would picture a gay man trying to dress like’s he’s straight would wear.

Posted on Aug 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (17 comments)

Why would you let a scarf salesmen into a grade school? How many kids that age wear scarves?

Posted on Aug 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (37 comments)

This wins the internet.

Posted on Aug 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (16 comments)

“Hooker-Gram for Mr. DiCaprio”

Posted on Aug 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.5.14 (12 comments)

“Hey Antonio, will this beard do?”

Posted on Aug 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.5.14 (15 comments)

The wheels on the bus go totally flat, totally flat, totally flat…