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Posted on Nov 25th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.25.13 (8 comments)

Sorry, that’s not for you. This basket of donuts is for Lena, who is pissed that you’re oogling it and is about to go apeshit. Look out behind you, your Highness.

Posted on Oct 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.9.13 (14 comments)

Lindsay Lohan’s girlfriend grew her hair out. Spin those EPs, Samantha!

Posted on Oct 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.9.13 (36 comments)

Ba-da-boom!

Posted on Oct 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.9.13 (22 comments)

You can tell he can’t take being around her anymore, he’s just thrown up in his mouth.

Posted on Oct 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.9.13 (33 comments)

No shit, I seriously thought it was real-life Carrie Underwood posing with wax figures and I was like, “WTF?”

Posted on Sep 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.30.13 (12 comments)

He is standing there, getting dick pinched, looking like he’s about to jizz in his pants, with a picture of Malcolm X on the same stage. Someone please tell me that somewhere in the Bible this is a mortal sin, and he’s going straight to Hades to be Satan’s new boy-toy.

Posted on Sep 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.30.13 (25 comments)

And that’s how Bertney likes her food handed to her now. Ain’t got no time for dem forks!

Posted on Sep 19th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.19.13 (12 comments)

If everyone on the planet had to describe their deadbeat dad that left when they were 2 years old and chained smoked Marlboros all day, this would be the picture.

Posted on Sep 19th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.19.13 (54 comments)

Is this why the flags are at half-mast today?

Posted on Sep 19th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.19.13 (12 comments)

“Oh my Gawd, you just totally pissed off my hag. You thought the Terminator was a bitch? You ain’t seen nothing yet, honey!”