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Posted on Nov 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.17.14 (17 comments)

Something something horse reference something something. Am I doing it right?

Posted on Nov 10th
re: Nick Jonas Having Sex Broke The Internet (9 comments)

It’s easily found on youtube, but there’s nothing exciting about it.

Posted on Oct 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.14.14 (17 comments)

This is just weird as shit to me. When I open my mouth to take a bite of food, my tongue tucks down and back. I sat here sticking my tongue out like she is, and I don’t understand how someone can eat that way.

Posted on Sep 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (19 comments)

Her daughter’s name is Ever, not Eva.

Posted on Sep 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (25 comments)

She looks like she’s reenacting the scene from Black Swan when Natalie Portman gets bird legs.

Posted on Sep 10th
re: Justin Bieber Strips At Fashion Rocks (4 comments)

The crowd boobs?

Posted on Aug 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.13.14 (7 comments)

But, she wasn’t in that movie.

Posted on Jul 25th
re: Paris Hilton Made Another Carl's Jr. Commercial (36 comments)

You don’t “itch” something, you scratch it. You scratch an itch. Jesus Christ, dude.

Posted on Jul 14th
re: Farrah Abraham Sex Toy Release Party (1 comments)

That is some fucked up looking underboob.

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