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Posted on Jul 25th
re: Paris Hilton Made Another Carl's Jr. Commercial (33 comments)

You don’t “itch” something, you scratch it. You scratch an itch. Jesus Christ, dude.

Posted on Jul 14th
re: Farrah Abraham Sex Toy Release Party (1 comments)

That is some fucked up looking underboob.

Radio City Music Hall*

Posted on Jun 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.13.14 (24 comments)

Fun fact: Chelsea Clinton is pregnant. I don’t know if that makes the pants better or worse.

Posted on May 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.19.14 (15 comments)

I’m wrong, but I have a vagina so it’s expected.

Posted on May 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.19.14 (15 comments)

That’s Estelle not Kelly Rowland

*boop*

Posted on Apr 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (10 comments)

Dis how cock is smoked.

Am I doing it right?

Posted on Mar 17th
re: Mick Jagger's Girlfriend Hung Herself (50 comments)

Hung never was and never will be the correct word for this situation. More people need to pick up a dictionary once in awhile.

Posted on Mar 17th
re: Mick Jagger's Girlfriend Hung Herself (50 comments)

Ding