re: Everyone Who's a Fan of Marilyn Monroe, Close Your Eyes For a Second (58 comments)
*GOD-DAMN*. I wonder what evil aristocratic bloodline this unsexy vampire descends from, which affords her so much press and prestige? Anyway, Marilyn Monroe was a Jewish stripper who received her start in Hollywood thanks to none other than Anton Lavey. Soon after, she became a mind-controlled sex slave for the government.
“For a chick who has small tits, she really can plump them up. She may be a skanky socialite, but I’d screw her any night of the week.”
You should leave the house more often.
re: Mel Gibson's Dad: 'The Pope's a Queer' (83 comments)
I´m taking a shine to the Gibson family.
re: Kelly Brook Wants to Regulate Airbrushing (32 comments)
“FUCK U KELLY SUCK MY COCK BITCH!”
I suggest less porn and more social interaction for you, son.
re: Michael Lohan is Banging This (100 comments)
“I’m simply pointing out that she looks like she came straight from a incestous family. Case in point, she HAS NO LIPS and slightly resembles the kid from Deliverance.”
I fucking love that movie and the sick, violent ´70s in general. =D
re: Katy Perry and I Had Similar Childhoods (315 comments)
Right on, Jennay. =)
Katy Perry is a hot white girl who unfortunately buys into the whole ´speaking in tongues´ thing. Mr. Superficial & Katy Perry (Yeah right, ha) – i myself was also brought up in an evangelical household, and i can fully back up the ridiculous circle that it all is, *ESPECIALLY* the so-called ´speaking in tongues´ bit. It´s just as Mr. Superficial states it: A nonsensical religious ecstacy. People who supposedly ´translate´ it merely looking for attention from their congregations. I suppose i needed that experience, in order to fully disassociate myself from organized religion.
Now, The Bibles *DOES* mention ´speaking in tongues´… and it makes it very clear that they who encountered the phenomenon all understood what was being said in their own language, even in their own dialect. Considering this, ´speaking in tongues´, as utilized in modern Christianity, is a sham.
re: Obama Keeps Up on Lindsay Lohan (72 comments)
“Both parties are secretly run by the elites.”
You can´t expect everyone to know that, Serf… they´re under the impression that the U.$.A. is what they were taught it was in elementary school. As for Bush and Obama? The motherfuckers are related… and every U.$.A. president descends from the European elite. Do your homework, kids.
re: Heidi & Spencer Are Still Together (58 comments)
“I won’t go so far to claim Heidi is ugly, but her personality overshadows any amount of desire to eat her ass.”
I don´t have that problem, because I´ve never watched any of her ´shows´, nor will i ever. That being sad, this lady is definitely the hottest piece of plastic ass around. =P
re: 0727-katy-perry-rubber-bikini-00 (5 comments)
You can sculpt a custom bikini out of liquid latex (Which i assume Katy Perry is wearing here, but i also assume you probably already knew that). I´d be lying if i said i don´t love a hot lady wearing rubber. =P
re: Oliver Stone & Mel Gibson Should Hang Out (97 comments)
re: Snooki Won't Wear Bikinis, 'A One Piece is More Provocative' (173 comments)
Je$u$ Chri$t people, you are funny – the other folks in this internet café are no doubt wondering what the fuck is amusing me so. I love this site more than i should, really…