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Posted on May 11th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.10.12 (32 comments)

She needs some Leg Cuts Sleek and Lean, she looks like a puppet made from hotdogs.

Posted on Mar 20th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.19.12 (23 comments)

“Could never dribble past any defender” – yeah, that staple of being a passing midfielder. All the great midfielders can run rings round a whole team right? Like Lampard, Viera, Scholes, Ince…

Posted on Mar 19th, 2012
re: JWoww & Snooki Bikini Photos: Mexico (2 comments)

“I’m ready for my cellulite close-up.”

Posted on Mar 12th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.9.12 (10 comments)

And the mom, too.

Posted on Mar 9th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.8.12 (11 comments)

Where is the fun in fish-hooking her when her mouth already looks like that?

Posted on Mar 9th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.8.12 (7 comments)

Any lips would be good.

It would be like getting sucked off by a coin slot.

Posted on Mar 9th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.8.12 (62 comments)

Like Chris, I too have a Lamborghini for every punch I’ve landed on a girl’s face.

Unlike Chris, my total number of Lamborghinis is zero.

Posted on Feb 14th, 2012
re: Claire Sinclair Moves Out of Her Apartment in Pasedena (2 comments)

That’s a fucking playmate?