re: There's Video of Lady GaGa Getting Puked On (31 comments)
What a fucking asshole.
re: Paris Hilton Flashes Her Vagina (7 comments)
“I like to kill deer.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.6.13 (47 comments)
re: Rihanna Naked Under A Mesh Romper (12 comments)
She’s not American. We Americans are classy as fuck you dipshit.
re: Oksana: 'Mel Gibson Could Only Get a Boner By Punching Me' (45 comments)
I can only get wet if I see Mel punching Oksana with the beaver hand puppet.
re: Tony Romo Got Engaged (27 comments)
In other news, Jessica Simpson got engaged to a Tony Romas.
re: Miley Cyrus Caught Smoking Bong (142 comments)
I can see something on the horizon. . . it looks like. . . It’s a Miley sex tape! LAND HOE!
re: MTV is Just Tempting God Now (89 comments)
She looks like a big fluffy turd! Gorgeous gorgeous you filthy slam-pig, you!
re: So Who Wants to Hear How Lindsay Lohan Was Conceived? (26 comments)
It probably just looked like two leather couches going at it.
re: Kathy Griffin in a Bikini (I'm Sorry) (99 comments)
I hope I look that good when I’m 63.