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Posted on Apr 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (13 comments)

FIVE POINTS TO SLYTHERIN!

Posted on Apr 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (6 comments)

After being banged by Kurt Russell for 30 years, you would be pulling that face as well.

Posted on Apr 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (11 comments)

‘…i’m cold, JF. I don’t have anywhere to go.’

‘Ok, but aren’y you hungry as well?’

‘Nope. Definitely not hungry.’

Posted on Apr 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (17 comments)

‘…so when they handed it over, I said WHADDYA MEAN, NO RETURNS!? I’M ONLY GOING TO USE THIS SHOTGUN ONCE!’

Posted on Apr 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (10 comments)

He is in his early thirties, bald, and dresses like his dad. She’s is boring with no ass.

Welcome to the modern Royal family.

Posted on Apr 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.9.14 (13 comments)

They both look pretty pleased with themselves – wonder if they managed to deliver that piano ok.

Posted on Mar 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.26.14 (15 comments)

He bought a job lot of them – they were great value and come in packs of two and lots of different colours.

Oh, wait – those are armbands.

Posted on Mar 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.26.14 (20 comments)

Does she work at Chateau Marmont? I ask because I have no idea who this horror is and the only pictures I see are of her standing next to cars while people get in.

Posted on Mar 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.25.14 (15 comments)

He looks like the cat who got the cream.

And the doughnuts and the pizza and the ice cream and the Frosties and the Skittles and the Mars Bar and the curry and the burgers and the fish and chips and the steak pie and the hot dog and the fried chicken and the kebab and the midget gems and the Irn Bru and the hamburger…

Posted on Mar 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.25.14 (10 comments)

Foxx: “Andrew Garfield? Garfield!? So you just look like that dude who won Wimbledon last year? No tennis? Then why the hell did you tell me that shoving a racket up my ass and washing my balls with Lucozade would help my game?”

Garfield: “……”