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I’ll take her over Jaden and Willow any day. I’d rather listen to a drunk LLo ramble than two rich, entitled brats lecture me on what a waste of time school is because their friends can’t get off their phones long enough to watch the road and therefore driver’s ed is a waste.

Maybe Ray Rice could hurry and marry Willow. That would shut her up for like five minutes till he dragged her out of the elevator, at least.

I see Jaden has taken on the “I look cool with my forehead crinkled” look of Biebs. And, I also note that Jaden can grow a mustache better better than her, too.

Brian – Family Guy. Oh wait – he would never be such a pretentious fuck as these two nitwits.

Posted on Nov 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.13.14 (9 comments)

It is poor form to have a baby shower after your first child. This family is beyond gauche, especially considering all the money they have. And the fact Goldie Hawn is friends with these people? Now I think her face AND her brain are wrecked.

There are two of them – twin French guys who both fucked up their mugs with plastic surgery.

Posted on Aug 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.11.14 (29 comments)

Yes Turd, it’s true. I believe he goes by MacWider these days though.

Posted on Aug 2nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.31.14 (14 comments)

Flowers is my favoritest things, innit.

Posted on Jul 21st
re: Kanye West: A Blowfish Who Married His Dinosaur (58 comments)

He makes Palin sound lucid. What a steaming crock of shit he spews – and screws.

Posted on Jun 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.20.14 (10 comments)

extra thumbs up for the reference…if I could…