re: Lindsay Lohan Thinks She's Poised For A Hollywood Comeback (25 comments)
I’ll take her over Jaden and Willow any day. I’d rather listen to a drunk LLo ramble than two rich, entitled brats lecture me on what a waste of time school is because their friends can’t get off their phones long enough to watch the road and therefore driver’s ed is a waste.
Maybe Ray Rice could hurry and marry Willow. That would shut her up for like five minutes till he dragged her out of the elevator, at least.
I see Jaden has taken on the “I look cool with my forehead crinkled” look of Biebs. And, I also note that Jaden can grow a mustache better better than her, too.
Brian – Family Guy. Oh wait – he would never be such a pretentious fuck as these two nitwits.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.13.14 (9 comments)
It is poor form to have a baby shower after your first child. This family is beyond gauche, especially considering all the money they have. And the fact Goldie Hawn is friends with these people? Now I think her face AND her brain are wrecked.
re: 'Well, it’s not like Jeff Conaway needed his face anymore after he died. So…' (4 comments)
There are two of them – twin French guys who both fucked up their mugs with plastic surgery.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.11.14 (29 comments)
Yes Turd, it’s true. I believe he goes by MacWider these days though.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.31.14 (14 comments)
Flowers is my favoritest things, innit.
re: Kanye West: A Blowfish Who Married His Dinosaur (58 comments)
He makes Palin sound lucid. What a steaming crock of shit he spews – and screws.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.20.14 (10 comments)
extra thumbs up for the reference…if I could…