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Posted on Nov 4th, 2010
re: Taylor Momsen Is So Goth And Edgy... (63 comments)

My sentiment exactly. Never heard anything she’s done. Only place I’ve seen her is here. Nothing hot/attractive/sexy about her. She’s even fucked up the skinny blond chick look.

Posted on Nov 4th, 2010
re: Heidi & Spencer Admit Faking Divorce, File Bankruptcy (59 comments)

If this is true then ther really is a god in heaven. And Santa Claus. And Easter Bunny. And Great Pumpkin.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer couple of douchebags.

Hey Heidi, the going rate is $10 for a Nasty Sanchez.

Posted on Oct 14th, 2010
re: Amy Winehouse: 'I Dress Like an Old Jewish Black Man.' (52 comments)

A. She looks ALMOST normal in photos 1 and 2. Then she’s back to the heavy eye stuff with a tan?
B. She either must have spent most of her cash on drugs or learned to mix and match clothing parts.
C. Even on my current losing streak I still couldn’t do her!

Posted on Oct 5th, 2010
re: Snooki Was Offered a Job in Porn (47 comments)

Hey, who’se the little fat kid?

Posted on Sep 25th, 2010
re: MOTHERF#%&ER! (98 comments)

Hopefully another difference between you and the crack whore pictured above is that you learned that you didn’t want to be in jail ever again. Had you received a slap on the wrist like the crack whore pictured above then you could have possibly slipped back into playing with fire. For her latest infraction she did a few hours and made it out in time to get her shoes back frim mom and still make Happy Hour!

Posted on Sep 24th, 2010
re: MOTHERF#%&ER! (98 comments)

Just have the cops sit outside the bar. It shouldn’t be long before she’s back in the slammer.
And, yes, god is dead!

Posted on Sep 24th, 2010
re: Karissa Shannon is Faking Pregnancies Now and Other News (27 comments)

Karissa ain’t pregnant, Tila Tequilla crawled in there for a nap.

Posted on Sep 24th, 2010
re: Sweet Music to My Eyes (48 comments)

I’d love to give a Dirty Sanchez to MILF Dina!

Posted on Sep 24th, 2010
re: Heidi & Spencer Are Broke (80 comments)

Sorry, but as hard as I try to believe they are broke (jumping up and down on the inside) I’m just not buying it. I hope I’m wrong. The only thing that keeps them from lying is having their mouths stuffed with penis.

Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010
re: And We're Back To This (97 comments)

First of all, why the fuck do we need 22 pictures of these bullshit artists?

Photographic proof that King of all douches takes it up the pooper – any hetro male would constantly have his hands/face/dick all over Hiedi’s fun bags.