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Kinda sloppy. If she hasn’t quite hit the wall yet, she is definitely hurtling towards it. No doubt the baby will push her right over the edge and those big titties will be introduced to her bellybutton.

Posted on Aug 1st, 2013
re: 'Feed Me, Seymour!' (21 comments)

You are right, perhaps this would be more appropriate: Clearly, the notion that Lena Dunham is “kind of cute” falls under the category of utter madness, not “opinion”. It is an indisputable, provable fact that she is a pig with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Adding insult to injury, she attempts to portray her hideousness as some sort of countercultural, hipster credential, which I find utterly offensive and immoral. I could accept her if she assumed her rightful place as a librarian or bagger of groceries rather than some sort of bizzaro world sex symbol. Also, just wondering — If I invited you to suck a fart out my puckered asshole, would you consider that a) appropriate, b) rational, or c) neither?

Posted on Aug 1st, 2013
re: 'Feed Me, Seymour!' (21 comments)

You’re crazy (or legally blind). She is vile and her chubbiness is the least of her problems. The very notion that she could be considered a sex object is utterly offensive. I’d sooner fuck that woman whose face was ripped off by a Chimpanzee.

Posted on Aug 1st, 2013
re: Lena Dunham Being Fed By An Assistant On The Set Of 'Girls' (8 comments)

Looking at Lena Dunham keeps me honest on those rare occasions that I feel bad about judging people by their looks.