re: Renee Zellweger: ELLE Women In Hollywood Awards (14 comments)
That’s exactly what I thought. Fuck, I think like Michael Buble. Punch me if I start singing.
re: I'm Told This Is Renee Zellweger (42 comments)
I work with some women who’ve had their eyelids done and they look great, you’d never know until they told you because it can look very natural. But they stopped at that and didn’t try to completely alter their face or try to look younger. She did too much and looks like an entirely different (and older) person.
re: Kris Jenner Probably Shouldn't Photoshop Other Celebrities (24 comments)
I don’t want to call myself a hero, that’s for history to decide, but I did remove a “friend” on Facebook because she “liked” a Kardashian page. How much of a fucking idiot do you have to be to like them? I’ve watched some terrible, terrible tv but I will not watch a second of them. I shouldn’t even be posting here because all the hits and comments they generate means they’ll never go away.
re: Miley Cyrus X-Rated Live Bangerz Tour: Vancouver (57 comments)
I hate when idiots believe fame and money is the most important thing to have. You’re a moron.
re: 'Waiting for Godonuts.' (4 comments)
Superficial got high brow!
re: "Well I’m gonna go then Kris! And I don’t need any of this. I don’t need this stuff, and I don’t need *you*. I don’t need anything. Except this oar. Just this oar… and this bag of boutique cheeses, and that’s all I need. This oar and this bag of boutique chesses, and that’s all I need… and this manskirt." (8 comments)
This made me laugh so hard.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.16.14 (52 comments)
I NEED ATTENTION!!!! I NEED ATTENTION!!!! I NEED ATTENTION!!!! I NEED ATTENTION!!!! I NEED ATTENTION!!!! I NEED ATTENTION!!!! I NEED ATTENTION!!!! I NEED ATTENTION!!!! I NEED ATTENTION!!!! I NEED ATTENTION!!!! I NEED ATTENTION!!!! I NEED ATTENTION!!!! I NEED ATTENTION!!!! I NEED ATTENTION!!!! I NEED ATTENTION!!!! I NEED ATTENTION!!!!
re: Katherine Webb: 'Sports Illustrated' Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Celebration (1 comments)
She probably thinks using her purse to cover her bulge will fool us but what can she use to hide that massive jaw.
re: The Bieber Cartel Just Lost A Soldier, Pour One Out For Little Pizza (37 comments)
They don’t know what the drug is? I watch a fuck ton of Cops and they can tell what a drug is in seconds.
re: Kanye Only Got Two Grammy Nominations :( :( (36 comments)
I doubt they talk, they just text. Endlessly. Although part of me would love to have a conversation with them about current events, to determine just how stupid they are (answer: very).