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Posted on Apr 17th
re: Maitland Ward: 'A Haunted House 2' Premiere (4 comments)

Because her vulva is covering it?

Posted on Mar 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.31.14 (10 comments)

*like a less-stupid version…

Posted on Mar 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.31.14 (10 comments)

She looks like less-stupid version of Jenny McCarthy.

Posted on Feb 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.19.14 (24 comments)

No, a bullet from some asshole Christian sniper. Check out the movie with Woody Harrelson to get all the story. You will also be surprised, nay, flabbergasted that Courtney Love does a pretty good job as Althea, his first wife. Granted, Althea was a drug-addled ex-stripper so it wasn’t much of a strech for Ms. Love but still, an enjoyable romp.

Posted on Feb 12th
re: Stephanie Seymour & Boner Boy Did A Photo Shoot (23 comments)

You hit the nail on the head Dr. I had the same notion, though I was unable to come up with the ‘pansexual’ aspect of this fuckery. Having said that, I have to admit that I’m strangely aroused by these tableaus.

Posted on Feb 4th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 2.3.14 (21 comments)

Somebody has read “Hollywood Babylon” more than once, it seems. Nonetheless, that was a great story. Kudos to you sir.

Posted on Jan 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.31.14 (15 comments)

Er, I beg to differ. Marston’s mom was IIRC a PMOY. Additionally, Sondra Theodore was also one of Hefner’s squeezes and she also was a Playmate.
Good God, I need to get a life.

Posted on Dec 27th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.27.13 (10 comments)

Meh.

Posted on Dec 27th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed – Friday 12.27.13 (27 comments)

I’m sure it happens to everybody: when a big-boobed chick is kissing you in the shower, your first thought is “Hey! Let’s take a selfie!”.

Posted on Nov 25th, 2013
re: Good Goddamn Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News (2 comments)

By Paula Deen’s hairy tits! Give this woman a cheeseburger, a couple of milkshakes, a side order of bacon and a carne asada burrito, she’s about to collapse.