re: And We're Back To This (97 comments)
Where’s a god damn shark when you need one?
re: 0919-russell-brand-arrest-02 (4 comments)
I really don’t understand why this guy has any fame. He’s not funny at all. Not a good actor. Looks ridiculous and a bit creepy. I just don’t get it.
re: Justin Bieber is Above the Law (46 comments)
I’ve been hearing this little guy is really into unprotected sex with his fans. Justin, please make your sexual partners wear a condom before they enter you. It only takes one guy with AIDS, perhaps Perez Hilton, to give it to you. You’re too young, kiddo.
re: Heidi Montag is a Doctor (68 comments)
Looks like she stole Michael Jackson’s nose before they stuck him in his tomb.
I’d still throw a fuckin’ on her.
re: Rachel Uchitel and Dr. Drew Just Pissed All Over Ground Zero (353 comments)
I don’t see anything wrong with this. I mean, she had a legitimate reason to go… her fiance died in 9/11 and if she has substance abuse or some type of issues with maintaining healthy relationships (duh) because of that close personal tragedy than maybe visiting the site could help her somehow. I’m not a professional so I’m not sure. Maybe it was a stunt thought up by the producers of the show but then again, it could be for legitimate reasons.
re: Olivia Wilde in a Bikini (70 comments)
That’s one hot bitch. I’d go down on her. Heck, I’d probably even lick her asshole.
re: Guess Who's Out of Rehab (44 comments)
I’m calling it. She’ll be dead within a month. Coke overdose or car accident… something of that nature.
re: Kim Kardashian Can't Be Serious (100 comments)
I like a nice ass on a girl but that’s actually pretty fucking disgusting. She needs to get the ass implants removed. She’s starting to look fat because of them. Dumb bitch.
re: Rachel Uchitel in a Bikini (47 comments)
Not really sure why celebrities want to fuck her. I mean, she’s got a good body but her face is kind of fucked up. Looks like a cross between a guy and a horse.
re: Carla Gugino's Breasts are an Overlooked Treasure. That Ends TODAY. (45 comments)
Damn, she’s hot. I’d go down on her. Hell, I’d probably even lick her butthole.