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Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (16 comments)

He’s Johnny Depp. He kisses what he wants, when he wants and where he wants. Ask Kimmel.

Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (17 comments)

“I just hugged Courtney Love! I need a safety shower and an emergency eyewash STAT!!!”

Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (28 comments)

…that by sheer will, you were able to overcome your handicap, and chase your girlfriend into a bathroom and shoot her repeatedly, against all odds…it’s just so…so…inspiring…”

Posted on Apr 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.10.14 (19 comments)

Mr. Monopoly brings the Old Shoe.
(I was going to say Community Chest, but we don’t seriously believe there was any breast feeding, do we?).

Posted on Apr 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.10.14 (9 comments)

In this weeks episode of Dateline’s “To Catch a Chris Hansen”…

Posted on Apr 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.10.14 (25 comments)

As a time saving suggestion, Photo Boy, it is completely unecessary to identify Maria Menounos when she is photographed from this angle.

“Wwwwwweeeeeellllll….
Heigl’s mom’s a bitch, she’s a big fat bitch,
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She’s a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She’s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She’s a stupid bitch, Heigl is a bitch,
And her Mom’s a dirty bitch.
Talk to store owners around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this…”
Having said that, I think she’s correct in this case.

Posted on Apr 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.3.14 (10 comments)

Yup, it’s the shoes. The shoes are the ridiculous part.

Posted on Apr 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.3.14 (17 comments)

How’s that whole “leaving France” move working out for ya?

Posted on Apr 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.3.14 (24 comments)

“You men eat your dinner, eat your pork and beans.
I’ll eat more chicken than even Paula Deen, yeah, yeah…
Cause I’m a Bok Drawer Man!”