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Uh, you actually watched the whole movie?

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (9 comments)

Please refer to the linked comment, or as I prefer to refer to it as, “Sparky’s Law”:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/mh17-aids-researchers-07-2014#comment-15598685

No! You’re missing the plotline! John Cusack STAYS in the 80′s to spend time with his career.

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (15 comments)

Uh…can I get a copy?

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (6 comments)

Yup, not at all like us. Real men self-medicate.

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (17 comments)

A thing must first exist before it can be described as “perky.”

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (18 comments)

Slowly morphing into Jennifel Nicole Lee, but with less appeal and no husband.

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (20 comments)

“See Justin? I can be wild too! I’m willing to try new things! Do you love me now?” Just sad…

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (32 comments)

BTW, what’s with the tether lines holding it up? Some deity’s E.D. aid or a modified Prince Albert?

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (32 comments)

Looks like a pannus, but with one heck of a thunderhead! Get ready for a Cumulus, cause sombody has been taking his Virga.
OK, I get it, enough already…