re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.21.14 (22 comments)
(pulls string) The sheep says “Baaaa”
(pulls string) The cow says “Can I get this in black?”
re: Miley Cyrus X-Rated Live Bangerz Tour: Anaheim (4 comments)
I just don’t see why people are so scandalized. This is how I have ALWAYS expected Justin’s coming-out party to look.
re: Vanilla Ice Has Finally Been Reunited With The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (25 comments)
Sure, we know you whore yourself…but would you go so far as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Macaroni & Cheese ad?
re: Lady Gaga Almost Flashes Her Vagina in Fishnets (1 comments)
To complete the seedy imagery for this artistic performance, the suspicious gentleman on the left is wearing a coat made from 100% Buttafuoco fibers…Buttafuoco…(adjusts sport coat lapels)…Buttafuoco…
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.14.14 (40 comments)
Photoshop needs an “Inoculate” filter.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.14.14 (11 comments)
Isn’t every virgin princess a ballerina too?
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.14.14 (18 comments)
Using Mickey Rourke? Me thinks it won’t work.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.14.14 (21 comments)
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 2.13.14 (14 comments)
“Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J…”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 2.13.14 (18 comments)
“I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I … uh, who am I kidding? I always drink beer. Stay Christian, my friends.”