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Posted on Nov 20th
re: All The Shit Happening With Bill Cosby (126 comments)

“genuinely decent people get recognized as such”
Nah. We pretty much crap all over them too; but with fewer grammatical errors – you know, out of respect.

Posted on Nov 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 11.19.14 (14 comments)

Photoshop: Flip Canvas Horizontal.

Posted on Nov 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.18.14 (12 comments)

A Kardashian stuffing anything into her back pocket is not just tempting fate – she’s mooing right in fate’s face.

Posted on Nov 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.18.14 (18 comments)

Pretty cheap trick there. I want to thumb you down for that, but I can’t because Nickelback, which makes me want to thumb you down even more, but I’m back to can’t. It’s a god damned thumbdown mobius strip which will absorb all of my time trying to unravel because Jaden Smith will not slow down the universe and you’re all conspiring against me and all I can do is flip you Jose Canseco’s middle finger. No sir. I just don’t like it (clicks thumbs up).

Wait…she dated Jeter?

When you can make time go as slow or fast as you want, there are no accidents and the universe is not random. Depending on where you are in the universe, of course.

With those muscular legs, she can clearly run me down, kick my ass, inflict severe physical damage, and ultimately break both my body and my will to live; yet for some strange reason, I am still not turned on.

Posted on Nov 18th
re: Tila Tequila Is A Mother, This Is Our World Now (15 comments)

With an infant formula of silicone and blood diseases, along with hearing ‘I fucked the dj’ as a lullaby, the poor kid will be damaged long before she hears about Nazi psychic powers or porn videos.

I have a similar process. I too don’t like the novels I read so I too do my own writing, and then I too read what I wrote; except what I read back reminds me why real novelists get paid while I just make comments on The Superficial for free.

Posted on Nov 17th
re: The 2014 GOOP Gift Guide Is Quintessential GOOP (34 comments)

Sold out…my precious…Evil goopsters, they’s sold out my preciousssss…
I’m serious, GOOP helped sell out a $1500 bar cart. Give up, folks. There’s no stopping her.