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If having facial reconstruction, a shaved adam’s apple, hair plugs and breast implants to live the rest of your life hiding out as a ladyboy in Thailand is what it takes to get away from the Kardashians, then I think it’s worth it and I support him 100%. You go, Bruce!

Yes she does. That’s Katy’s whole appeal…a lot of ice in them there buckets.

Dang right! There’s a drought, dangnabbit! Get that floosy in her bikini off my lawn!

That’s “her share”…Dina is a “she.”

I wonder if that put out the fire.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: A Special Thanks From The Desk of The Superficial (138 comments)

And thanks for all the fish!
BTW, is Paul Pope doing a PhotoBoy novel now?

Posted on Aug 21st
re: Anais Zanotti & Tahiti Cora Bikini Photos: Miami (6 comments)

I believe that’s what’s referred to as “presenting as a male.” Leto must be hoisting his helmet right about now.

In his defense, I imagine that Nick can only have sex with circa 2014 Mariah by grabbing Mariah’s circa 2004 implants while watching circa 1998 Mariah videos and listening to the Mariah CD recorded circa 1989, all the while knowing that he’s only one decade-mixup from divorce or suicide.

Posted on Aug 20th
re: Nicki Minaj's Butt Made You A Video (33 comments)

I’ll add a sarcastic comment about the video right after I make a quick pit stop at the E.R. to remove the pens I instinctively drove into my eardrums while listening to this. BRB.

Posted on Aug 20th
re: Jared Leto's Penis Is A Massive Roman Guard (13 comments)

Buckets and buckets pouring down on Tom Cruise is what Tom Cruise calls ‘Saturday’.