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Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (15 comments)

Used to be the “It Girl.” Now, just “It.”

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (13 comments)

Coughing up a furball.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (24 comments)

Well, this explains the Chipmunks versions of Daft Punk tunes.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: Martha Stewart Is Cutting Bitches (10 comments)

I prefer my lifestyle a bit more Lively. Based on pure bitch-factor, however, GooP is the rightful heir to the Martha Stewart throne; though Martha has been to the dungeon and back, so Gwyn is going to have to go full-Lannister to get it.

The lace glasses are a good professional attire choice. The johns will tip better if they can’t see her boredom.

Posted on Sep 15th
re: On Adrian Peterson And 'Whooping' Kids (214 comments)

Ironic that Barkley (or anyone else) is defending the whipping of southern black kids.
“12 Years a Slave” = Terrible Southern Travesty.
“12 Years a Child” = Good Southern Parenting.
Bleh.

Posted on Sep 15th
re: Nicki Minaj Doesn't Want You To See This Photo (39 comments)

By that definition, nothing on this site is real to me. Damn restraining orders…

Posted on Sep 15th
re: Nicki Minaj Doesn't Want You To See This Photo (39 comments)

Secret photos, hidden buttpads? Best martial arts film ever.

The Disabled American Veterans should raise money selling T-shirts: “We don’t have to stand for Kanye.”

Posted on Sep 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.12.14 (5 comments)

Oh, we’re way past that now. Pop stars don’t dress like hookers…hookers dress like pop stars.