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The steroids must’ve also shrunk your brain.

Posted on Aug 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.13.14 (25 comments)

Don’t feel bad. You rocked THE LOVED ONE.

Posted on Jul 19th
re: What Happened To Britney Spears' Face? (2 comments)

I say nose job and Botox.

Posted on Jul 11th
re: Jesus Christ, Kelly Brook, And Other News (18 comments)

She’s still gorgeous, but what a terrible outfit. No one’s ass is going to look good in this Blue Light Special.

Posted on Jun 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.6.14 (40 comments)

Pee-pee doo-doo so funny!

Posted on May 21st
re: That's Gwyneth Paltrow's Butt Cheek (8 comments)

I don’t understand all the excitement reflected in these comments. She’s simply arching her back a bit. Arching that way makes even a wallflower giraffe look good.

Posted on Apr 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.23.14 (26 comments)

Bad photo. Still lovely.

Posted on Apr 12th
re: Hilary Duff's Calling Off The Divorce (19 comments)

Jenn, you’re a fucking tard.

Posted on Apr 12th
re: Hilary Duff's Calling Off The Divorce (19 comments)

I am guessing your wang rates lo.

Posted on Feb 26th
re: Bertney And The No-Bra Boobies Dress (18 comments)

Great figure, terrible style.