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Posted on Jun 21st, 2010
re: 0621-miley-cyrus-vagina-01 (98 comments)

Only her dad cares about her nasty vag. Show me a pic of her flashing her naked ass and then I’ll get interested. But only if I’m in Canada–in the states I wont be interested till she’s 18.

Posted on Jun 21st, 2010
re: 0621-miley-cyrus-mmva-18 (9 comments)

If I was in Canada I’d only want to have anal sex with her. I bet her ass in nice and warm inside.

Posted on Jun 14th, 2010
re: Megan Fox F-cking a Mannequin (47 comments)

This is going to sound contrived but just last night I dreamed I was having anal sex with Megan and just before I finshed, Megan walked in the room with my turkey sandwich. Boy, this is awkward, I thought.

“That’s just a mannequin that looks like me,” she said, setting my sandwich down on the coffee table.
“Oh sure, of course I knew that,” I said.
“Then why didn’t you wait for me?”
“Mannequins can’t make sandwiches.”

Posted on Jun 11th, 2010
re: Megan Fox: 'I'm Full of Shit' (41 comments)

Q: What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being Megan Fox or retarded.

Just because she’s retarded doesn’t mean I wouldn’t stick my weiner in her butt. It just means I’d ask her mom if it’s ok to do it first.