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Posted on Oct 23rd
re: North West Will Have To Work For What She Wants (14 comments)

Will most likely work far less than Will Smith’s

Posted on Oct 14th
re: Shia LaBeouf's Drunk Butt-Touching Days Are Over (10 comments)

Jimmy is the biggest asshole kisser ever, but even here he was obviously uncomfortable/not into it. That says a lot.

Posted on Oct 14th
re: Shia LaBeouf's Drunk Butt-Touching Days Are Over (10 comments)

Look at me everyone – I have a camo backpack, so I like, support the troops, you know, like, yeah, and I’m wearing pink spandex for attention, but like, not for real, you know? Why can’t we all just, like, get along, you know? By the way, I totally love drinking whiskey but purposely leave out 90% of the reason I get in bar fights with homeless people. The End.

Posted on Oct 14th
re: How Do You Replace Kelly Brook With This? (25 comments)

Hella mature bro…wait, is your name David by chance?

Posted on Oct 13th
re: How Do You Replace Kelly Brook With This? (25 comments)

Dude is gross

Clearly he is still having an “existential crisis” judging on his word choices and mannerisms – never ceases to amaze how those uneducated (and in this case extremely disconnected) use lots of words, but say after 5 words in a row, they mean nothing. Pepper in other gems like “I was sitting there eating words” (as he makes a cereal bowl hand gesture).

They’re not coherent, they have no substance, nor depth, yet I guarantee you he walks away from this thinking he absolutely aced it. To use one of his own quotes: “Dude, I’m sorry, dude, that was crazy man.”

I wish I knew what the interviewee’s response to her statement was.

Seriously. In what world is someone saying ‘you just didn’t know if you could keep his little penis out of your mouth‘ even remotely not unsettling? I find it hard to believe that she didn’t know while they were still together. I do find it extremely hypocritical to infer that she is brave and strong for going after his money in the divorce, while if it were the other way around, it’d be horrible, greedy, and tasteless. Divorce truly does bring out the worst in people, and using children as bait is nothing new – really sad.

Love how she also made a point to tell the world she’ll still be in NYC, but you guyyyyyyyyyys, I _totally_ hate attention!

Okay, that aside, this chick needs serious medical attention.

Posted on Jul 2nd
re: Shia LaBeouf Isn't In Rehab, He's In AA (12 comments)

Dude. Loves. A photo. Op.