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Cute, arguably “rubenesque” blonde woman slowly becomes the Crypt Keeper…

We have seen this trickery before, Mr. Spicoli.

He’s the fat guy in those stoner movies.

Leo looks pleased with himself, after having melted Brendan Fraser using only the power of his mind.

Damn. Even her kid looks like he has his shit together.

A Christian one, apparently.

If you squint your eyes the right way, it looks like Sylvester Stallone has been raiding David Hasselhoff’s closet.

Which porno movie did Nicole Richie star in?

I’m pretty sure it was “cunt”, but don’t tell anybody I told you. I’d hate to tarnish my impeccable internet pedigree with profanity.

This is one of the most amazing things I have ever seen posted here, and in one of my favorite threads.

Bravo!

I didn’t think it needed defending, I just thought it was funny.

If you don’t get money, the site goes away. If the site goes away, I have to find validation for my jejune Midwestern existence. The mere threat of being a Most Important Person on the Internet is why I figure out who half these people are, so I can hate them for the right reasons.