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I appreciate that she’s keeping it real, and sticking it to the patriarchy. I wouldn’t fuck her with a rented dick, though.

Jesus, Susan Powter is looking fabulous these days!

You know… if Bieber doesn’t want her, I’ll fuck her for him.

LaToya Jackson called. She wants her sunglasses back.

Also, her talent.

If she’s my “sexual fantasies”, put a bullet through my head, because I’ve obviously given up on attractive women.

What’s your favorite Xbox game?

In spite of my disdain for Maple Jesus, there’s just no way he’d nail this bar slut in training.

Hell, I wouldn’t touch her with his dick.

Yeah, I’d take Maple Jesus’s sloppy seconds.

GO AHEAD, JUDGE ME!

So sorry to offend, Joe.

I forgot she has the only celeb line around that caters to everyone from “lying about size 2″ to “Coleman tent”.

Stupid name. Stupid guy. Stupid idea.

If I wanted to watch a third-rate Marilyn Manson, I’d look up Andrew W.K.