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Posted on Sep 29th
re: Lena Dunham Thinks Artists Should Work For Free (34 comments)

Dear Millennials,

This is why we hate you.

Posted on Sep 24th
re: Stay The Hell Away From Sarah Hyland's Ex (43 comments)

Of all the Bratz dolls, I think she’s the prettiest.

Posted on Sep 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (34 comments)

I liked her better when she wasn’t melting.

Posted on Sep 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (34 comments)

Nailed it.

Posted on Aug 28th
re: Joan Rivers Is Probably Dead (Update: Or Not) (42 comments)

FALSE EQUIVALENCE
False equivalence is a logical fallacy which describes a situation where there is a logical and apparent equivalence, but when in fact there is none. It would be the antonym of the mathematical concept of material equivalence.

Posted on Aug 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.25.14 (17 comments)

I have no idea who she is, but I’d hit it.

Posted on Aug 25th
re: Let's Start With Taylor Swift's Ass Cheeks #VMAs (26 comments)

She looks fine, I guess.

Tedious as fuck to be around, I’m sure. But still worth throwing one in to.

Hell, I’d go $2,500 on Portman solo.

Does she look like a blow-up doll, or do blow-up dolls look like her?

Posted on Aug 19th
re: JWoww's Jacked Up Face (14 comments)

More like J-Whoa.