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Posted on Aug 28th
re: Joan Rivers Is Probably Dead (Update: Or Not) (41 comments)

FALSE EQUIVALENCE
False equivalence is a logical fallacy which describes a situation where there is a logical and apparent equivalence, but when in fact there is none. It would be the antonym of the mathematical concept of material equivalence.

Posted on Aug 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.25.14 (17 comments)

I have no idea who she is, but I’d hit it.

Posted on Aug 25th
re: Let's Start With Taylor Swift's Ass Cheeks #VMAs (26 comments)

She looks fine, I guess.

Tedious as fuck to be around, I’m sure. But still worth throwing one in to.

Hell, I’d go $2,500 on Portman solo.

Does she look like a blow-up doll, or do blow-up dolls look like her?

Posted on Aug 19th
re: JWoww's Jacked Up Face (14 comments)

More like J-Whoa.

Posted on Aug 18th
re: Jessica Simpson's Breasts Commercial Has Breasts (38 comments)

When did Joe start filming commercials?

He did his time with the most self-important cunt imaginable.

The man deserves a little happiness. And if all goes well, Coldplay will eventually release an album that’s worth stealing from Usenet.

This makes my penis sad.

Posted on Aug 8th
re: Jesus Christ, Chrissy Teigen In 'Esquire' (16 comments)

She’s got decently large boobs, and proportionately curved hips.

I don’t know what the 15 year-old boys you hang out with look like, but they must be pushing five bills to have bigger tits.