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Somewhere, a Walgreen’s marketing executive is adding the finishing touches to the new “Four Walls, One Roof, Zero Cunts” campaign.

Posted on Apr 1st
re: This Trailer Has Cameron Diaz's Nipples In It (22 comments)

Cameron Diaz’s nipples weren’t cool before she looked like someone’s grandma trying to sport a Farah Fawcett look.

They sure as shit aren’t cool now.

She’s got a nice enough body, but I couldn’t tolerate the post-coital singing.

Rebel Without a Clue

Oh, great.

Now that Fish likes Little Miss Voice of a Generation, I guess we’re going to have to endure weekend bursts of her stupid tattoos, and nipply screen-grabs.

Posted on Mar 14th
re: Bertney's Smurkurr (12 comments)

If there’s one thing that’s ever relaunched a pop star’s career, it’s doing nightly shows in Vegas.

Not even Lindsay Lohan could ruin this literal embodiment of my Kat Dennings fantasies.

On Juggalo island, We can be one. Let our nuts hang by the water. On Juggalo island, we can have fun. We can let go, by the water.

This is what happens when you get your ICP tattoo at Dollar General.

Posted on Mar 5th
re: Jennette McCurdy Lingerie Selfies Leaked Online (45 comments)

It’s really weird how you talk about these people like they’re your friends.

Not in a “ha ha” way, but in kind of a delusional way.