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What other fantastical tales have you brought us from the year nineteen hundred and ninety four?

Posted on Dec 4th
re: Lindsay Lohan's Crotch Will Sell You Clothes Now (23 comments)

How am I supposed to keep track of how saggy her tits are getting, if she goes and covers them up?

It was the only thing she had going that was interesting.

Posted on Dec 2nd
re: Those Are Madonna's Nipples (14 comments)

Oh, look. I’ve seen an old lady’s tits.

This certainly prepares me for adulthood.

Posted on Nov 13th
re: Kim Kardashian's Vagina Is Naked Now (41 comments)

The original “leaked” (no pun intended) version had it.

The more widely available Vivid (read: the one Kim got paid for) had it edited out.

http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/07/kim-golden-without-shower

Posted on Nov 12th
re: Kim Kardashian's Vagina Is Naked Now (41 comments)

Am I the only person who remembers her getting peed on years ago?

Why is this a thing?

Posted on Nov 10th
re: Braless Britney Spears' Saggy Boobs (3 comments)

Jesus, Angie Dickinson looks amaz…

Nevermind.

Posted on Nov 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.3.14 (15 comments)

If wanting to hit that is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Posted on Nov 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.3.14 (16 comments)

Wonk Eye is Sarah Jessica Parker as Pretty Pretty Princess.

Coming summer 2015 to Fox.

Posted on Nov 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.3.14 (5 comments)

I see she went dressed up as someone relevant in 1996.

Posted on Nov 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.3.14 (23 comments)

Martha Plimpton seems to be aging well… oh.

Nevermind.