re: Joan Rivers Is Probably Dead (Update: Or Not) (41 comments)
False equivalence is a logical fallacy which describes a situation where there is a logical and apparent equivalence, but when in fact there is none. It would be the antonym of the mathematical concept of material equivalence.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.25.14 (17 comments)
I have no idea who she is, but I’d hit it.
re: Let's Start With Taylor Swift's Ass Cheeks #VMAs (26 comments)
She looks fine, I guess.
Tedious as fuck to be around, I’m sure. But still worth throwing one in to.
re: Farrah Abraham's 'Research' Magically Turned Into A $544,000 Stripping Job (40 comments)
Hell, I’d go $2,500 on Portman solo.
re: Screencaps From Taylor Swift's 'Shake It Off' Music Video (2 comments)
Does she look like a blow-up doll, or do blow-up dolls look like her?
re: JWoww's Jacked Up Face (14 comments)
More like J-Whoa.
re: Jessica Simpson's Breasts Commercial Has Breasts (38 comments)
When did Joe start filming commercials?
re: Jennifer Lawrence Is Banging Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow's Chris Martin (39 comments)
He did his time with the most self-important cunt imaginable.
The man deserves a little happiness. And if all goes well, Coldplay will eventually release an album that’s worth stealing from Usenet.
re: Kourtney Kardashian: 'Hi, Mom, I Look Better Than You Naked' (11 comments)
This makes my penis sad.
re: Jesus Christ, Chrissy Teigen In 'Esquire' (16 comments)
She’s got decently large boobs, and proportionately curved hips.
I don’t know what the 15 year-old boys you hang out with look like, but they must be pushing five bills to have bigger tits.