re: Jonathan Dwyer Is Today's Woman And Child-Beating NFL Player (58 comments)
Anyone wanna start an office pool on the next running back to be outed? My fantasy team is for total shit now that my RB1 Jamaal Charles is injured. I need to recoup my $50 entry fee.
re: Reggie Bush 'Harshly' Disciplines His One-Year-Old (70 comments)
Your witticisms are making my laugh and smile lines worse. Now that makes you a goddamn abuser!
re: Joan Rivers' Doctor Took A Selfie During The Biopsy That Killed Her (25 comments)
Recently re-watched her Comedy Central roast. One of the funniest ever IMHO, right up there with the Flavor Fav, David Hasselhoff, and William Shatner roasts.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (3 comments)
Isn’t it great we can pretty much identify the celebrity “by ass” now?
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (27 comments)
Sad to see all MTV stars I grew up watching turn in to slobs. Slash, Axl… and you know… the list goes on forever.
re: On Adrian Peterson And 'Whooping' Kids (214 comments)
Since everyone is laying bare there childhood punishments. How’s this? My father would slap me in the face when I did my math homework problems wrong. One slap for each wrong calculation. I never got lower than an A throughout junior high, high school and college in math. So my father literally slapped the “nerd” into me. It hurt. I cried. But I am (or at least once was) damn good at math. On another occasion, I set our living room carpet on fire while playing with a blowtorch. My father screamed that I was the stupidest person on Earth but he didn’t touch or hit me. No punishment except to go to my room and think about how stupid I was. Poor math skills? Get slapped. Nearly, burn down the house? Meh go to your room you fucking idiot.
Let me guess… the Warden ripped the Raquel Welch picture out and Morgan Freeman was narrating that “you crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine.”.
Punishment for you was no girlfriend time??? Where’s my tiny violin so I can play some sad tunes? What about your pre-girlfriend youth? Did you always have a girlfriend even at age 4 or 5? Not all of us were Don Juan’s who had girlfriends to separate from as youngsters. How do you punish the guys who had no game with the ladies like you?
re: Nicki Minaj Doesn't Want You To See This Photo (39 comments)
Regardless, it still makes a handy hemorrhoid seat.
And don’t get me started on that “affluenza” bullshit.