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re: Mel Gibson Wants Timothy Dalton to Blow Him Now. Or Something. (107 comments)
Succubus?!! I’ve not heard that since the days of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons. Surely some one can apply “doppelgänger” or The Beholder to this epic story. My guess is Mel Gibson’s alignment is neutral-evil.
re: Mel Gibson Wants Timothy Dalton to Blow Him Now. Or Something. (107 comments)
This is obviously all prelude to the upcoming James bond-Martin Riggs franchise- The Living Daylights of a Lethal Weapon. Oksana will play Barbara Bach’s role of the Russian spy.
re: Blow Me or I'll Burn the House Down: The Musical (174 comments)
@justifiable : Tweaking?? Are kidding? Who is selectively cutting out my remarks and then Cliff Noting the shit out of them? holy shit I have not had my writings more annotated since 8th grade composition. Actually, I feel very flattered you’re bringing up another one of my comments. Unfortunately you left out my very first words “Gonna play DEVIL’S ADVOCATE here.” Which by definition, means I will adopt a POV that I do not necessarily agree, but for the sake of argument, to test the weaknesses and strengths of the opposing view. Believe it or not, I actually agree with a lot of what you say, but I do think you tend to sit on a politico-social high horse. And my point was this celebutard website is not exactly an effective soapbox to do that sort of thing. I will admit it. I still like Mel Gibson and I suspect a lot of other people do too (and for the record @what?, in deference to you sir, I will state I am not speaking for you). Even though he’s obviously a sick twisted bastard who needs help, he still brought hours of enjoyment to me from his movies. Hell, I’ll even say I like you, cause you seem like an intelligent person that I’d probably enjoy debating. Honestly, I think your arguments lose power when start calling people “idiot” and “fuckwit.” And frankly, your posts have an air of cockiness that resembles those blowhard commentators like Rush Limbaugh or Bill Maher. Everyone and their grandmother has an opinion on this Mel fiasco and it is YOU who presumes that Mel is completely guilty and Oksana is completely guiltless. You may be shocked at my insolence but there really are some women, children and a helluva lot of men on this earth who deserve to be hit, repeatedly. Not all women are innocent and not all men are guilty. Now don’t go slapping your head with your keyboard and assume this means I’m saying Oksana and her baby deserved to be hit. Far from it. Mel should be punished for these alleged crimes. My wife has heard the audio clips and she was in shock at Mel’s rantings but she doesn’t believe Oksana to be wholly innocent either. My estimation of the matter is someone like Mel who clearly thinks he’s “a man’s man”, and has 7 other children, simply cannot stand that a younger, former lover is threatening to cut him off from his 8th child, and therein lies the root of his rage. I’m not defending him, that’s his bed and he’s got to sleep in it. And as for accusing me of being a kettle calling the pot, I have no problem with you or anyone coming on this site and poking fun at other posters, but YOUR posts are tinged with personal vendetta and bleeding heart anger that seems excessive for a site called “The Superficial.” And BTW, Danny Glover and Chris Rock called to say neither you nor I speak for them but Whoopi Goldberg agrees with me. You really don’t need to cut and paste my comments again, I know what I wrote. We are going to disagree.
P.S. To justifiable’s supporters, It is not lost on me that I have been “attacking” him/her. But that’s how he/she wants to play the game. It’s never my intention to insult anyone. I come to the Superficial to 1) Look at pictures of celebutards in compromising situations. 2) Read blogs and posts about said celebutards 3) Be amused at 1) and 2). I honestly have no interest in a tit for tat shouting match. And who will disagree with me that this whole Mel meltdown is one of the most interesting events of the summer.
re: Blow Me or I'll Burn the House Down: The Musical (174 comments)
justifiable you are a loudmouth, A-1, arrogant asshole. You sound like one of these guilty, white liberals who get more offended than the actual minorities being insulted by Mel’s rants. I bet you get multi- orgasmic everytime you watch Rachel Maddow or Joy Behar. I am a minority and find Mel’s rants more amusing than offensive. He really doesn’t give 2 shits what you or I say on these fluff blog sites. Seriously dude (or dudette or whatever your preferred gender-racial-socio-economic-xeno-morphic identity is) you need to chill the fuck out. Why don’t you just debate the facts and the content rather than throw pseudo-intellectual insults at other commenters. If your opinions are sooo immensely superior to everyone else’s (which you evidently believe), they would stand on their own and everyone would see that. But I guess your weak debating skills require the insults to add legitimacy. And If you’re so goddamn hell bent on ridding the world of misogynists and bigots why don’t you join NOW and the Rainbow Coalition. You come on this site and want everyone to see what a real man/bull-dike you are, cause you don’t abide them woman-haters and rednecked racists. Well whoop-de-freakin’ doo, aren’t you making such a massive contribution to human inequity by posting 100-word tweets on a celebrity blog site!! Get a life.
re: Blow Me or I'll Burn the House Down: The Musical (174 comments)
haha
re: Blow Me or I'll Burn the House Down: The Musical (174 comments)
Lol, sarcasm with a razors edge. Nice.
re: Blow Me or I'll Burn the House Down: The Musical (174 comments)
Haha, this literally makes me die laughing… Literally… Haha, I’m actually dead now and writing this as a ghost.
re: Blow Me or I'll Burn the House Down: The Musical (174 comments)
“I just need a good woman to take care of my beautiful daughter.” If he weren’t so psychotic-sounding and hyperventilating like darth vader on crack, these words are actually quite touching.
re: Blow Me or I'll Burn the House Down: The Musical (174 comments)
Agreed. He and his former wife robyn stayed married for almost 30 years, had 7 children and this kind of shit never went down. This woman just knows how to push his buttons, it’s a clash of personalities to the extreme.



















re: 0727-coco-bare-ass-01 (13 comments)
For scale purposes? Haha, as chief Brody would say “foreground my ass!!!
RIP Roy Scheider