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Posted on Jul 21st
re: Lindsay Lohan's In A Bikini Again (14 comments)

Meh, so now she’s got a mildly un-toned, pasty, white-girl body shared by millions of other girls. No big whoop. I hate her attitude, not her body.

Posted on Jul 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.17.14 (22 comments)

Thanks to Gaussian blur, you too can look 60 years younger.

Posted on Jul 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.17.14 (22 comments)

Hooper: Mr. Mayweather, stand a little closer to her. I need you in the foreground to give it some scale.
Mayweather: Foreground, my ass.

Posted on Jul 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.17.14 (28 comments)

Years ago, when I watched Top Gun, I like to imagine myself in a 3-way with Kelly McGillis and Meg Ryan. Nowadays, not so much.

Posted on Jul 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.17.14 (18 comments)

I want to see American Ninja super girl come beat the shit out of this woman.

I’m surprised she didn’t turn out to be a washed up like Lindsay Lohan. Given her parental background, that’s definitely a credit to her.

Just like who ever can pull Excalibur from the stone becomes King of England.

According to Wikipedia, she’s 32 years old. Perfect age. And I wouldn’t mind seeing those succulent ta-ta’s American Beauty style.

Maybe we should have an iconic 70+ year old comic book character die for his gay friend. Oh yeah, its been done already.

And the actress born to play this character in the Marvel reboot? “Thora” Birch. Sorry Hemsworth.