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Posted on Jul 28th
re: Comic-Con: 'Mad Max: Road Fury' Trailer (38 comments)

I’m just waiting for some one to put in Bane’s voice from Dark Knight Rises into this trailer.

Posted on Jul 28th
re: Comic-Con: 'Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice' (15 comments)

Wow, struck a nerve eh? All these Ben Affleck bashing posts and you pick me to to reply to? Ok Ben, insulting me is one thing, but insulting 7-11 workers is way over the line. In fact, the 7-11 worker does more for society in one day then Ben Affleck will ever do in his lifetime. The 7-11 worker purveys valuable items like beer, gum, and Big Gulps while Ben Affleck acts in shit movies like “Gigli” and “Pearl Harbor.”

Posted on Jul 28th
re: Comic-Con: 'Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice' (15 comments)

I’d like to ask Mr. Affleck how it feels to be the guy that will ruin and/or ruined Daredevil, Gone Girl, and Batman.

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (9 comments)

According to Wikipedia, Charisma Carpenter was born in 1970 vs Denise Richards who was born in 1971. Charisma Carpenter gets my vote for hotter 40′s babe.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Has A Trailer (42 comments)

So practically everything Christian Grey wears in the movie “grey”. The filmmakers must’ve struggled for months and months to translate all that subtext to the big screen.

Posted on Jul 21st
re: Lindsay Lohan's In A Bikini Again (14 comments)

Meh, so now she’s got a mildly un-toned, pasty, white-girl body shared by millions of other girls. No big whoop. I hate her attitude, not her body.

Posted on Jul 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.17.14 (22 comments)

Thanks to Gaussian blur, you too can look 60 years younger.

Posted on Jul 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.17.14 (22 comments)

Hooper: Mr. Mayweather, stand a little closer to her. I need you in the foreground to give it some scale.
Mayweather: Foreground, my ass.

Posted on Jul 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.17.14 (28 comments)

Years ago, when I watched Top Gun, I like to imagine myself in a 3-way with Kelly McGillis and Meg Ryan. Nowadays, not so much.

Posted on Jul 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.17.14 (18 comments)

I want to see American Ninja super girl come beat the shit out of this woman.