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Posted on Aug 26th
re: Christina Hendricks: 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (10 comments)

To paraphrase a line from The Producers, “See Leo? All you need is money…”

If there were ever a time for Fish to do his non-stop “breast” commentary, this would be it.

A hot, eminently bangable babe, in other words, not his cup of tea when sober.

Encyclopedia Brown is on that shit. And Sally too, she’s a sharp one that Sally. They’ll have it figured out before 5th period gym glass.

Mayweather needs to challenge Fitty to throw a fucking baseball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83FHj53QBHY

Posted on Aug 22nd
re: Kirk Cameron's Talking Again (63 comments)

Tax the churches. An idea that should have been implemented long ago. Use the money to pay for healthcare and food. Faith, healing, and feeding the poor. Ain’t that what Jesus was about anyway?

Posted on Aug 21st
re: A Special Thanks From The Desk of The Superficial (140 comments)

THANK YOU MR. REDMOND, for being part of my Internet life for the past 7 years. Your reporting, snarking, and boobage-posting has provided more entertainment than virtually any other website (save for PornHub, and specifically the category of Gay Interracial Barely Legal Hentai. I have eclectic tastes). As Steve Martin said in LA Story, I really enjoy the “word usements, you structure.” Hopefully, the dark air of finality I feel in this write-up does not mean you’re going all Robin Williams on us. If you happen to be going on to bigger and better things, I wish you the best of luck and will “follow your career with great interest.”, as Senator Palpatine would put it. So after 7 years, “I was there with you from the beginning, and here we are, after the end.” (Mr. Bernstein). And although the cynic in me still believes you’ve made a shadowy, freemasonic-type pact with that God-damned, God-forsaken, God-awful Kardashian clan, if you’re able to make money off ‘dem bitches, more power to ya. I salute you, sir.

Posted on Aug 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.19.14 (20 comments)

Really? I always thought he was pretty good, Pump Up the Volume, Heathers, True Romance.

Posted on Aug 19th
re: Jessica Simpson's Breasts Commercial Has Breasts (38 comments)

I’m Mel Gibson and I approve these sugar tits.

Google Glass, make it standard issue for all police officers.