re: BREAKING: The Hair Above Courtney Stodden's Cartoon Tits Is A Different Color (14 comments)
She kinda of looks like Sofia Vergara’s older, sluttier, trampier, big-tittied-er sister.
re: I Wonder How The War On Christmas Is Going (111 comments)
If a black Santa raises ire, just wait till they make a black James Bond. He prefers his grape soda shaken not stirred.
re: Just Go, Jessica Simpson, Be Free (21 comments)
Can’t believe this is the same girl who played Daisy Duke a mere 8 or so years ago.
re: It's Safe Now, The Bikinis Are Back And Other News (17 comments)
A man who’s poor in judgement yet rich in STD’s, so both? Ahhh, who am I kidding though. I’d still bang her. Condoms are cheap and plentiful.
re: Kanye West Thinks He Can Make People Stop Buying Louis Vuitton (32 comments)
My mind just exploding trying to fathom those orders of magnitude. I can’t do it. The amounts are just too big, like comparing the Sun to Jupiter, or the Milky Way to the visible Universe
re: James Franco & Seth Rogen Made A Shot-For-Shot Remake of Kim & Kanye's 'Bound 2' (49 comments)
Funny shit. Maybe some clever editor out there can but both videos side by side so we can see the uncanny resemblance between the 2.
re: Sarah Silverman Has An Important Lesson For Your Daughters And Other News (29 comments)
She’s done funnier. If she was trying to make a statement about reality douches then this was half-baked. Any given random Fish post has more bite and snark than this Silverman bit.
re: Kanye West Feels Just Like A Slave Because Nike Only Let Him Design Two Shoes (49 comments)
If Kanye is an oppressed slave for enduring the Nike shoe thing, then I am a goddamn slave for enduring his horrible Bound 2 video. Talk about the yoke around my neck.
re: Good Morning, Jaclyn Swedberg, And Other News (12 comments)
Swedberg gives me Sweddy balls.
re: 'Please, Just Let Me Walk To My Car With My Tits And My Baby' (17 comments)
“…and My Ass, My Giant, Oversized Ass.”