re: Edward Snowden's (Alleged) Girlfriend Lindsay Mills (7 comments)
Don’t feel sorry for me, sir, being a helpdesk bugger and all. I’m living the dream. After taxes, I pull in…Well, I don’t want to be vulgar. But lets just say I make enough to have Taco Bell TWICE a month!
re: I Am So Sorry, Kate Middleton (37 comments)
Hey, I got rid of ‘em back in 1648. And you all just had to bring ‘em back. Oh yeah, and Christmas. You brought that back, too.
The Kardashians: that one isn’t my bailiwick.