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Posted on Sep 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.9.13 (43 comments)

“What do you think? Tucked in or out?”

Posted on Apr 18th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.17.13 (28 comments)

Please, no more Willy Wonka remakes.

Posted on Apr 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.9.13 (15 comments)

Okay, Usher. You can spend the night at my farm, but I have one rule. Under no circumstances are you allowed to put your . . . . Usher!!!

Posted on Apr 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.9.13 (34 comments)

perfect

Posted on Apr 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.9.13 (17 comments)

I’m no biology expert. . . But if that microphone were a penis, it would already be pregnant.

Posted on Apr 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.9.13 (21 comments)

Get away from me with that black light. I just told you that there isn’t any dandruff on my coat.

Posted on Apr 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.9.13 (34 comments)

Whoever felt it, dealt it.

Posted on Apr 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.9.13 (17 comments)

No, this is how you turn a mic on!

Posted on Apr 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.9.13 (17 comments)

Swee-e-e-et home La Bamba.

Posted on Apr 9th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.9.13 (23 comments)

“You’re in the Southwest Airlines shuttle service, Baby! You’re gonna die!”