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Right wing butthurt from idiots like you is the best Christmas present ever. Thanks, Fish!

Awww, it looks like someone hurt your feelings! You precious little snowflake!

Your idea of “balance” is childish and partly to blame for the rubbish state of American media.

The sad thing is, you write this as if you’re making some snappy, witty comment, without realizing how absolutely, pants-on-head retarded it is. I mean, was this supposed to be some sort of biting comment or something?

Someone on TV said something hilariously stupid and racist. A gossip blogger made fun of that person. That’s all there is to this, you ultra-sensitive, thin-skinned whiner.

For all my nerddom, I never realized that the Orion slavegirl was played by Batgirl. I…need to be alone now.

“And Alaska — we’re set up, unlike other states in the union, where it’s collectively Alaskans own the resources. So we share in the wealth when the development of these resources occurs. … It’s to maximize benefits for Alaskans, not an individual company, not some multinational somewhere, but for Alaskans.” – your Messiah, Sarah Palin, the anti-socialist.

You have no idea what you’re talking about. You repeat propaganda without understanding it or thinking about. “Resist socialism”. What a maroon.

Posted on Nov 15th, 2013
re: A Moment For Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split (35 comments)

The WSJ has the inside scoop here: http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2013/11/15/how-volvo-created-the-jean-claude-van-damme-video/

Apparently it’s all real, though they had safety lines that aren’t visible in the film. (The director says “We didn’t want to be responsible for killing the Muscles from Brussels” – what a line!) They’re going backwards just to add an extra level of difficulty. I normally hate advertisements, but fuck this is a good one!

Another great quote from the director: “The spots he has been in before have looked down on him, in my opinion. I was looking up, in celebration.”

If anyone here hasn’t seen JCVC, now’s the time!