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Posted on Apr 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (12 comments)

The Jerk Store called, they say thanks for wearing our shirt, that very sweet of you.

Posted on Apr 4th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.3.14 (17 comments)

I swear to god I will piss all over these stands!!

Posted on Sep 24th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.24.13 (9 comments)

No, you hang up.

NO, YOU HANG UP!!!

Posted on Jun 24th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.24.13 (12 comments)

Get a chest wax? Good one, Steve Carell, good one.

Posted on Jun 19th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.19.13 (25 comments)

“yeah, I got a boner, and you got big tits, what’s your point?”

Posted on Jun 19th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.19.13 (13 comments)

Randy Quaid is certainly enjoying himself… wait, shouldn’t he be in jail?

Posted on Jun 7th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.6.13 (9 comments)

I can arrange other favors for you… and it needn’t been in a costume.

Posted on May 6th, 2013
re: the-crap-we-missed-0506-19 (6 comments)

Thinking I was Sean Bean was your first mistake… and your last, motherfucker!

Posted on May 6th, 2013
re: the-crap-we-missed-0506-24 (5 comments)

Are you tired of dating douche bags while looking for your prince charming? I’m a nice guy, don’t put me in the friend zone.

Posted on Apr 24th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.24.13 (21 comments)

Jean-Claude Van Damme it, The Rock! Take it easy!