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“yeah, I got a boner, and you got big tits, what’s your point?”

Randy Quaid is certainly enjoying himself… wait, shouldn’t he be in jail?

I can arrange other favors for you… and it needn’t been in a costume.

Thinking I was Sean Bean was your first mistake… and your last, motherfucker!

Are you tired of dating douche bags while looking for your prince charming? I’m a nice guy, don’t put me in the friend zone.

Jean-Claude Van Damme it, The Rock! Take it easy!

Chandler Bing can Sing!

Ah, the good ol’ neckerchief, no one’s going to suspect early onset turkey waddle, good coverup Mr. Walken… I mean Hawke.

The goblin king holds back his hordes, waiting to see what Bilbo has to say.

Pretty nice job in Gangster Squad Giovanni!