re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.7.14 (45 comments)
A little Jim Carrey in the Mask, “P A R T why? Because I gotta!”
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (12 comments)
The Jerk Store called, they say thanks for wearing our shirt, that very sweet of you.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.3.14 (17 comments)
I swear to god I will piss all over these stands!!
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.24.13 (9 comments)
No, you hang up.
NO, YOU HANG UP!!!
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.24.13 (12 comments)
Get a chest wax? Good one, Steve Carell, good one.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.19.13 (25 comments)
“yeah, I got a boner, and you got big tits, what’s your point?”
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.19.13 (13 comments)
Randy Quaid is certainly enjoying himself… wait, shouldn’t he be in jail?
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.6.13 (9 comments)
I can arrange other favors for you… and it needn’t been in a costume.
re: the-crap-we-missed-0506-19 (6 comments)
Thinking I was Sean Bean was your first mistake… and your last, motherfucker!
re: the-crap-we-missed-0506-24 (5 comments)
Are you tired of dating douche bags while looking for your prince charming? I’m a nice guy, don’t put me in the friend zone.