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re: BREAKING: Johnny Depp Confirms He's Single (23 comments)
No no no, John Mayer is not an acceptable stand-in!
re: The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.8.12 (29 comments)
IDK, I think that’s pretty good for a pregnant person’s ass.
re: Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? (58 comments)
Good lord, people. She looks a million times better than most 42 year olds you see on a daily basis. Better than most people at any age, I’d bet. Jeez, women can’t win….it’s either we’re too thin or we’re too fat, gotta be half plastic and photoshopped to all hell to be acceptable, amiright? (ehh, commenter Tony?)
re: Tan Mom Wants To Do Playboy Now. I Swear To God, Hugh Hefner.... (34 comments)
Excuse me, did you say “10:15 to Nutley”?
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re: I'll Fight Anyone Who Doesn't Think Michelle Pfeiffer Looks Incredible For Her Age And Other News (31 comments)
Are you joking with this comment?! She’s 54, wrinkles happen. Zoom in that close on anybodies damn face no matter what age and it’s not going to be perfect…I just can’t even….
re: Miley Cyrus Don't Need No Fancy Ol' Bra To Go To Dang Ol' Disneyland, It Ain't No Hootenanny (25 comments)
I don’t see the big deal, here. Is there some sort of rule that it’s amoral not to wear a bra to Disneyland? I mean I would, because otherwise my tits would be seriously uncomfortable if I went on a ride….but really? These pictures are completely harmless. They’re just boobs, people. Children won’t die from being aware of their existance. Plus, Miley’s are small and she’s of age, let her make the decision about what she covers them with, ok?
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.10.12 (23 comments)
Unfortunate outfit but she’s pretty, actually. It’s got to be hard being compared to your mother when she is Christie Brinkley though, sheesh. People wouldn’t be so harsh otherwise.
re: Don't Call ScarJo ScarJo (49 comments)
Shut up, whiner
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.15.11 (13 comments)
Oh hey it’s Hayden



















re: Kelly Osbourne Got Drunk On That Plane Because Jack Has MS (24 comments)
Idk, I think that’s a pretty good reason. I get drunk for all sorts of reasons, the prevailing one being that I’m an alcoholic, of course.