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Posted on Oct 21st
re: Hannibal Buress: Google 'Bill Cosby Rape' (46 comments)

And he’s hilarious, too!

Posted on Jun 25th
re: Kim Kardashian & North West: LAX (5 comments)

The bigger story here is that she’s totally one of those Japanese robot women. Or her face has been 100% shellacked.

Posted on Jun 12th
re: Conan Got An Advance Copy of 'Super Smash Bros.' (6 comments)

If anyone wants to play, a few Nintendo Interactive sites are doing 1-day demos as well. Some Best Buy’s have them this Saturday. My local one had one yesterday, line was a few hours long for a 2 minute play.

Posted on Apr 21st
re: A Word On Last Night's 'Game of Thrones' (71 comments)

Cersei has never felt that way in the books – not as far as we know anyways.

The show, on the other hand, didn’t do much to make it not rapey. I think the only real clue is that she was kissing him back. You know, that makes it ok, right?

Posted on Mar 24th
re: Jesus Christ, Jessica Simpson's Legs (41 comments)

I actually think that those muscles are from lifting a bunch of kids all day long, especially in heels. Puts a lot of stress on your calves.

It’s not so bad. I’m about 15 hours in and it glitched once right at the beginning. It is seriously awesome though.

It’s because people actually buy, read, and develop ideas from novels like Catcher in the Rye. So, literally nothing in common here.

Posted on Dec 23rd, 2013
re: What Duck Dynasty Says About America (185 comments)

I also just have to point out – cheating straight people are not a peer group you want to be a part of either. I don’t think it’s a compliment for any homosexual people to be lumped together with cheating straight people, bestiality enthusiasts, or shitty acoustic guitar players if that’s not what they are. Cheating husbands shouldn’t be slamming him, gays should be slamming cheating husbands!

Posted on Dec 23rd, 2013
re: What Duck Dynasty Says About America (185 comments)

It’s only asking them knowing they have religious beliefs on the subject when you bring up religion and your beliefs. Talking about “What’s wrong with America” could very well have turned into a positive just as quickly as it turned into a negative.

No one bothered to answer the question, “There may be issues that I feel strongly about, or disagree with, but I have faith that as a nation we’ll come together in unity” or some bullshit like that.

Posted on Dec 23rd, 2013
re: What Duck Dynasty Says About America (185 comments)

Because of a contract he signed… so… technically we should be making internet memes for ignored contracts. They’ll have old timey cars on them with Duck Dynasty in the passenger seats and the big white letters will say “Breach is the word”. Something hilarious like that.