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Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (15 comments)

Haha! Those two are burned into my memory for all time. When I was a kid, I knew Gallant was supposed to do the right things, but I figured that he would probably get beaten up a lot.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (20 comments)

Ankle cuffs and a chain would complete the look.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (4 comments)

He looks like the doorman at a gay bar.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (21 comments)

“How long will you be staying on Mars, Mr. Slash?”

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (12 comments)

They’re both part of a fellatio-miming flashmob.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (8 comments)

Here we see Mr. Strahan incapacitating Rachel Ray with the African Arm Pinch, preventing her from extolling the virtues of extra-virgin olive oil with her raspy smoker’s voice.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (18 comments)

Yeah. Even the buzzards won’t touch this corpse.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (15 comments)

“Goofus likes girls with oversized tits and asses. Gallant prefers women with normal-sized— well, let’s not fool ourselves. Gallant prefers men. Always did.”

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (17 comments)

“So, when was the last time you were relevant?”
“Hmm…”
“There, done!”
“Wow, I didn’t even notice, I was so busy thinking!”
“You learn little tricks like that when you’re a nurse.”

Posted on Sep 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (22 comments)

She’s going to run into a lot of doors if she keeps going through life with half-lidded eyes.