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Posted on Aug 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.19.14 (11 comments)

“Come on, Joe. Gang bang. You in?”

Posted on Aug 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.19.14 (15 comments)

He won’t be smiling once he finds out his roommates are Mickey Rourke, Charlie Sheen, and Nick Nolte.

Posted on Aug 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.19.14 (22 comments)

I figure about ten minutes until the turkey timer pops up.

Posted on Aug 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.19.14 (11 comments)

I’m not sure if the little boy is high as a kite, or just a tiny, hydrocephalic Patton Oswalt.

Posted on Aug 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (20 comments)

“Benghazi and butter, y’all!”

Posted on Aug 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (7 comments)

“Charlie, I know you’re in there. Stop. Just stop.”

Posted on Aug 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (22 comments)

“Let me sign on his soft spot. I promise I won’t press too hard.”

Posted on Aug 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (14 comments)

Double dutch counts as community service?

Posted on Aug 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (20 comments)

With a wig and some veneers, we might have a new Paula Deen body double.

Posted on Aug 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.18.14 (21 comments)

Shown here with Jerry “Miss Thang” Yablonsky.