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Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (14 comments)

“…So she’s all, ‘Bust a deal, face the wheel!’, and I’m like, ‘Whatever!’”
“Uh, huh…”
“…So I spin the wheel, and it comes up ‘Gulag’, and I’m like, ‘Sheeeeit!’”
“Right…”
“And so here I am! SHIBBIDDA SHABBADDA SHAPPATTA WoOoOoOoOoO!”
“…”

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (6 comments)

So her boobs are wonky, too…

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (16 comments)

I was going to say the same thing about David Spade.

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (9 comments)

About as shapely as a sack of doorknobs.

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (7 comments)

(Insert random joke using the phrases “sprinkles”, “custard filling”, and “she needs an eclair”.)

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (10 comments)

Thankfully, Sinead, nothing compares to you.

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (14 comments)

I wonder how much time they had to snap that before she collapsed into a sloppy heap.

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (12 comments)

“What’s this?”
“It’s from ‘Phantasm’, Your Highness. Just give it a minute.”

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (14 comments)

He really grew out of his cuteness, didn’t he?

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (6 comments)

I thought it was Keanu Reeves, but then I realized there was too much emotion on the face.