re: There's A Reason Why No One Talks About Lindsay Lohan's Ass (It Can Read Thoughts) (16 comments)
If she was someone’s mom, I would say “That’s not bad for a mom” but sadly she’s in her 20′s.
re: Lady GaGa Poses Nude For 'Candy' Magazine (24 comments)
That’s a high quality tuck job.
re: Jennifer Lawrence Side Boob: 'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire' Press Conference (4 comments)
My dick is catching fire from rubbing it too much.
re: Selena Gomez In Lingerie, Anyone? (23 comments)
Chris Hanson just kicked my door in and asked why I had a six pack of Zima.
re: And Courtney Stodden's DTF Already #YOLO (20 comments)
Has nobody been able to prove yet that she is actually 35?
re: Kelly Clarkson Is Forcing Her Husband To Put A Baby In Her By Christmas (20 comments)
I’d be happy to put one in her.
re: Bruce Jenner Is A Transsexual. There You Have It. (26 comments)
Honestly, I would think being outed as a crossdresser is less degrading than being around those soul sucking demons.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.11.13 (35 comments)
I know she is chubby, but I don’t care. I find her sexy as hell. What can I say, I have a type. Unfortunately I have to compete with all of the black guys who have the same type.
re: Nicole Aniston Bikini Photos: 138 Water Photoshoot (10 comments)
She looks like she is wax or CGI. Is that really a real person?
re: Farrah Abraham Got Rejected By Playboy. Twice. (24 comments)
You are supposed to do Playboy before the porn, dumbass.