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How many drugs/what types does it take to make your eyes do that?

Fatty and Skinny in a bed,
Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead.

now watch this: If I aim it at that girl over there, her dress will drop off.

Sit back my friends, and I’ll tell you a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
that started in this tropic port
aboard this tiny ship.

here McFeely, just click play:
http://www.sadtrombone.com/

social commentary on a dick joke website? ballsy.

El Jefe! I’ve seen the sex tape and that’s why I wouldn’t. Her vag is so ugly…it looks like something a transgender surgeon molded out of earlobes and eyebrows. Additionally, she’s such a shitty lay that the guy (literally) has to show her how to stroke and suck since she does neither well. Ugh, big turn off. maybe we saw different tapes (shudder)

FTW

This line pops into my head like 3X a day….

nice…um….necklace?