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If the story is true, would it even make the top ten list of douchebag things he’s done?

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (12 comments)

What would Uncle Jesse think?

Posted on Jul 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.21.14 (9 comments)

Poor Shia. The other parking valet is getting better tips.

Posted on Jul 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.21.14 (18 comments)

I lost track. Was Calista the girlfriend when Newt dumped the wife with cancer, or was that another girlfriend.

Posted on Jul 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.21.14 (7 comments)

Hungry in Italy. Go for burgers. Classy.

When her profession is “Hey look at me”, people are going to look at her and express an opinion. Yes she has a pretty face, even more so when she cuts down on the makeup or doesn’t have that empty look. And yes she has a giant ass that’s fun to goof on. Moo. Yes, that did make me feel better.

Posted on Jul 18th
re: What Happened To Britney Spears' Face? (27 comments)

Still hotter than anything named Kardashian.

Somebody did a great job photoshopping the cellulite dimples off of her. A true artist.

Posted on Jul 17th
re: Selena Gomez Got A New Tattoo (31 comments)

She’s already got the stink of Justin on her. She might as well go all the way and ruin herself with bad tattoos.

Posted on Jul 16th
re: Well, That Horse Is Dead (25 comments)

If my giant assed friend stole my act and was much more successful with it, I’d be pissed. How about you, Paris?