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Posted at 4:09pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (8 comments)

Don’t forget to move the seat waaaaaaaaaaaay back.

Posted at 4:08pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (8 comments)

Bill Clinton was the best president of the last fifty years, but I wish Hilary would just go away.

Posted at 4:06pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (7 comments)

Sad to say, but his hair looks better than his pop’s.

Posted at 4:05pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (8 comments)

Jesus Christ! Somebody make her a sandwich.

Posted at 4:04pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (8 comments)

Isn’t that nice. They brought in a clown to entertain the kids at St. Jude’s.

If they suspend everyone who beats their wife or kids, who the fuck is going to play on Sunday?

Posted at 10:10am
re: Ana Braga Bikini Yoga: Miami (4 comments)

10,000 cheeseburgers away from marrying Kanye West.

Posted on Sep 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.15.14 (27 comments)

Well, he already showed us how to act like a douchebag. Now he’s showing us how to look like a douchebag.

Posted on Sep 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.15.14 (33 comments)

Has she lost weight?

Yes. When you’re married to someone with a giant ass, it turns out you’re a giant ass yourself.