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The result of their combined work: Photo taken last night at the Lady Gaga crapfest that Lohan left the set early to get to:

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Mom, Dad, you have so much to be proud of. Your little girl is so Mature now – why she’s only 26 and looks a well ridden 50.

Looking at her face and her gut, I would say she has about another 30 seconds of sucking her stomach in.

Oh Fish, I remember a time when you had a picture on you page, and you would then have a note that said, “NSFW version after jump”. Then you would go there, click on the picture again and there was the same picture with those cute little Tata’s smiling, saying hi or a little bush, some ass without a stripe down it. Something we could all enjoy and share, something that made us a comunity of teat loving, ass enjoying, bush gaping pervs.

Oh Fish, how far you have fallen. You’re now positively PC.

I do believe the continuity of his song lyrics need a little work. Shouldn’t the lyrics be:

Eat breakfast at Gucci. My BITCH a superstar all from a home movie.

I think that covers it. Now if someone could only cover Kardashian’s enormous ass with circus tent.

I think she’s also famous for a killer case of stank azz.

She’s Heff’s version of a world ambassador, but Courtney Stodden isn’t considered Playboy material.

Half inch fingernails and an ass that borders on hippo-like. How does she wipe her ass?

She’s being used for chum, right?

Is she so drunk that she doesn’t realize he’s basically pushing her nose right off of her face?

On one hand, I’m disgusted that he would kiss a woman old enough to be his great grandmother.
On the other hand, it is a definite step up from Lohan.